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I do enjoy writing the odd hippedy hop verse...
Safe Sex
The birds and the bee's are getting taught sooner then ones and two's
This girls barely fourteen years old and she wants to screw
Her boyfriends fifteen what else is he meant to do?
Till he can buy booze and cocaine and do what his mom do
Teenage pregnancies are going up like a rocket
Because all the teenage boys cant keep their pricks in their pockets
Their minds in a gutter, give them a hole and they'll fuck it
Show his girlfriend a dick and she'll go ahead and suck it
And this is messed up these kids are just too young
To go around trying to increase the population
Why can't they just teach them selves
Come on kids, goddammit! stick to masturbation!
The government think that they've all got a problem with drink
The real problem is the copulating kids
And I can't understand how they don't see this
The prime minister's already got a few unknown grandkids
[hook]
Their's a reason for the ad's
And a reason why this is a fad
Do you want your kid to be like you?
A little mistake that'll cost a grand or two?
Just keep it in your pants
Before you lose all your cash
Paying for a girl who's kid you fathered
And no matter what it'll grow up a bastard[/hook]
Now listen up here's a story about how I lost my best friend
I wanna share it so it doesn't happen again
She was a girl and I was guy
On most things we saw eye to eye
But eye to eye can get distorted
Mainly due to us getting inebriated
So we went to bed after we got a lil drunk
And decided that hey we could do something fun
In the morning that's when my conscious begun
Ha ha ha ha you've just fucked your best friend
And ha ha ha ha and you'll do it again
And ha ha ha ha you forgot a condom
And ha ha ha ha now this girl could be a pregnant one
This friendships about to take a turn for the worst
She's givin' me a speach about it - turning me beserk
Quiet bitch! I gotta clear my head before I go to work!
[Hook]
So what you gonna do children now that you heard the truth
Just look at what having sex can do
Look at Sally who you all think live in a motel
She lost her home a long time but she still got something to sell
Paying rent with a favor - that ain't life it's Hell
And what about the Petersen's who live in the trailer park
Seven kids already and no intention to stop
He beats her every night if his dinner aint hot
The kids don't have a clue they learnt to cover their ears up
But I guess it aint all that bad if you consider the plus
And you avoid gonorrhea and penal puss
STI's and STD's
They can treat the infections but not the disease
And you're gunna spread them like your dog spreads fleas
So i'm just gunna give you a little message and thats to keep strapped up
Before you do it and realize you just fucked up
Safe Sex
The birds and the bee's are getting taught sooner then ones and two's
This girls barely fourteen years old and she wants to screw
Her boyfriends fifteen what else is he meant to do?
Till he can buy booze and cocaine and do what his mom do
Teenage pregnancies are going up like a rocket
Because all the teenage boys cant keep their pricks in their pockets
Their minds in a gutter, give them a hole and they'll fuck it
Show his girlfriend a dick and she'll go ahead and suck it
And this is messed up these kids are just too young
To go around trying to increase the population
Why can't they just teach them selves
Come on kids, goddammit! stick to masturbation!
The government think that they've all got a problem with drink
The real problem is the copulating kids
And I can't understand how they don't see this
The prime minister's already got a few unknown grandkids
[hook]
Their's a reason for the ad's
And a reason why this is a fad
Do you want your kid to be like you?
A little mistake that'll cost a grand or two?
Just keep it in your pants
Before you lose all your cash
Paying for a girl who's kid you fathered
And no matter what it'll grow up a bastard[/hook]
Now listen up here's a story about how I lost my best friend
I wanna share it so it doesn't happen again
She was a girl and I was guy
On most things we saw eye to eye
But eye to eye can get distorted
Mainly due to us getting inebriated
So we went to bed after we got a lil drunk
And decided that hey we could do something fun
In the morning that's when my conscious begun
Ha ha ha ha you've just fucked your best friend
And ha ha ha ha and you'll do it again
And ha ha ha ha you forgot a condom
And ha ha ha ha now this girl could be a pregnant one
This friendships about to take a turn for the worst
She's givin' me a speach about it - turning me beserk
Quiet bitch! I gotta clear my head before I go to work!
[Hook]
So what you gonna do children now that you heard the truth
Just look at what having sex can do
Look at Sally who you all think live in a motel
She lost her home a long time but she still got something to sell
Paying rent with a favor - that ain't life it's Hell
And what about the Petersen's who live in the trailer park
Seven kids already and no intention to stop
He beats her every night if his dinner aint hot
The kids don't have a clue they learnt to cover their ears up
But I guess it aint all that bad if you consider the plus
And you avoid gonorrhea and penal puss
STI's and STD's
They can treat the infections but not the disease
And you're gunna spread them like your dog spreads fleas
So i'm just gunna give you a little message and thats to keep strapped up
Before you do it and realize you just fucked up