Meme.
If I were a month, I’d be March.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Wednesday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 1 AM.
If I were a planet, I’d be Mars.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea dragon.
If I were a direction, I’d be up.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a shelf.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Rekorderlig.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be alexandrite.
If I were a tree, I’d be a yew.
If I were a tool, I’d be a knife.
If I were a flower, I’d be a white chysanthemum.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a firestorm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be azure.
If I were an emotion, I’d be whimsy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a lychee.
If I were a sound, I’d be moving water.
If I were an element, I’d be carbon.
If I were a car, I’d be a hybrid.
If I were a food, I’d be a dessert.
If I were a place, I’d be the sky.
If I were a material, I’d be microfiber.
If I were a taste, I’d be citric.
If I were a scent, I’d be electric, like a thunderstorm.
If I were an object, I’d be a rainbow.
If I were a body part, I’d be the throat.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be drowsy.
If I were a song, I’d be a scream.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be a pair of hiking boots.