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RPF: JGL/Tom Hardy
anonymous
July 24 2012, 10:43:42 UTC
One day Tom's son Louis is on set but Tom is in full Bane costume so Louis gets scare and bursts into tears, and who does Louis reach for? Joe of course! So Joe ends up holding and soothing this crying child and he is a complete expert at it. And Tom kind of gets turned on by it. idk okay!
Fill Part 29b/?
anonymous
May 17 2013, 05:41:20 UTC
Sorting through his next thoughts carefully, he returned his gaze to the button and continued, “I don’t know everything about you, like how you take your tea…well, I didn’t but I do now… anyway what I do know, I really like. You make me laugh even when you’re teasing me, you’re smarter than you allow people to think, you’re attractive though I think you got that message loud and clear from last night, you’re my favorite kind of actor and you’re an amazing father which is weird because I’ve never found any other fathers attractive
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Author-anon note---Correct posting order below
anonymous
May 17 2013, 05:52:56 UTC
Please ignore this posting and go further down for the story. I replied to the wrong comment so this is in the wrong place. Don't worry, this section has been reposted in its proper place as well for your convenience.
Fill Part 1/?
anonymous
July 24 2012, 20:45:19 UTC
This is my first fill in any fandom so please be kind. I usually just beta but I just couldn't resist this one. I will probably title this at a later date whenever I can think of one.
Disclaimer: TDKR belongs to Mr. Nolan and this story does not reflect the real lives of Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tom Hardy, Louis Hardy, etc. Joe blearily rubbed his eyes as he walked onto The Dark Knight Rises set for the first time. Ten hours of travel had really taken its toll and all he wanted was a coffee. Preferably a triple espresso but beggars could not be choosers. After all, while his trailer certainly had everything he needed to revive himself, he was due in at 4 pm and whoop-de-fucking-doo would you look at the time, 3:38 pm
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Fill Part 2/?
anonymous
July 24 2012, 20:58:00 UTC
Eyebrow twitching, Joe was about to turn around to give the kid a strict talking to. He wasn’t a jungle gym after all and running into people on a movie set could be dangerous. Reaching around his own body, Joe firmly slipped the squirming body under his right arm and awkwardly adjusted until said squirming body was attached to his front. Looking down, Joe ruefully observed that the child’s clothes were now just as messy as his own. Shifting his gaze up, Joe saw Louis
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Fill Part 3/?
anonymous
July 25 2012, 15:43:35 UTC
Thank you so much for your comments! They really made my day and gave me the motivation to write a little more.
Oh, and I forgot to mention this but this story is unbeta'd (well, unless it counts if I did it). I am also the anon from earlier who was going to post in an hour or so. Major props again to OP who reposted this prompt.After seeing nothing but an empty hallway, Joe decided that the safest thing to do would be to shut and lock the door until the man was caught. He was probably another one of the unscrupulous paparazzi searching for any movie scoops but it was better to be safe than sorry, especially because Joe was at a serious disadvantage with a trembling Louis glued to his chest. He honestly had no idea how famous parents did this all the time and wished for the thousandth that there were more laws in place to keep the paparazzi in line
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NAAAH!!! (just taking a moment to bask in your awesomeness) thank you thank you, it is oh so very cute just I CAN"T EVEN. WORDS. FAIL. your writing of Joe is PERFECT can't wait for more :D
Fill Part 4/?
anonymous
July 26 2012, 07:05:38 UTC
Four whole chapters without an appearance from Tom but don't fear. He will be in chapter 5! When I first started writing this story, I thought it would be just 2 parts at a maximum so I don't really know what to say at the moment. I guess I'll just have to see what my mercurial muse has planned.
On another note, I will have a HUGE family reunion in a couple days so I probably will not be updating until a week from now. Thanks for all your support <3 Taking a well-deserved seat after that adrenaline rush, Joe noticed that Louis had grown quiet. Looking down he could see that Tom’s son was picking at his own messy shirt. Dismay and discomfort were etched so clearly on the boy’s face that Joe could not help but feel charmed once again
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Fill Part 5/?
anonymous
July 26 2012, 07:08:54 UTC
Heart pounding, Joe was about to tell the person on the other side of the door to get lost when he heard a desperate voice call out, “Louis, darling, are you in there? Daddy’s right here. Don’t be scared darling. Just say something to me okay? Anything at all.” Tom spoke so quickly that Joe doubted he took a breath at all. After some more door rattling, Tom finally cursed, “Why the hell is this bloody door locked
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Disclaimer: TDKR belongs to Mr. Nolan and this story does not reflect the real lives of Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tom Hardy, Louis Hardy, etc. Joe blearily rubbed his eyes as he walked onto The Dark Knight Rises set for the first time. Ten hours of travel had really taken its toll and all he wanted was a coffee. Preferably a triple espresso but beggars could not be choosers. After all, while his trailer certainly had everything he needed to revive himself, he was due in at 4 pm and whoop-de-fucking-doo would you look at the time, 3:38 pm ( ... )
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Perfection.
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Oh, and I forgot to mention this but this story is unbeta'd (well, unless it counts if I did it). I am also the anon from earlier who was going to post in an hour or so. Major props again to OP who reposted this prompt.After seeing nothing but an empty hallway, Joe decided that the safest thing to do would be to shut and lock the door until the man was caught. He was probably another one of the unscrupulous paparazzi searching for any movie scoops but it was better to be safe than sorry, especially because Joe was at a serious disadvantage with a trembling Louis glued to his chest. He honestly had no idea how famous parents did this all the time and wished for the thousandth that there were more laws in place to keep the paparazzi in line ( ... )
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On another note, I will have a HUGE family reunion in a couple days so I probably will not be updating until a week from now. Thanks for all your support <3 Taking a well-deserved seat after that adrenaline rush, Joe noticed that Louis had grown quiet. Looking down he could see that Tom’s son was picking at his own messy shirt. Dismay and discomfort were etched so clearly on the boy’s face that Joe could not help but feel charmed once again ( ... )
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