Round Three Prompt Post

[mask_of_bane]

Round Three Is Currently Open To New Prompts

Welcome to 'Round Three' of The Dark Knight Rises Kink Meme.
This round will close when it reaches four thousand comments and after two weeks, another prompt post will open.

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Bruce/Blake, Bane "adopts" Blake

[anonymous]

Lets say that Talia dies early in the occupation but had previously told Bane about a young detective that reminds her of them. In order to fill the void where Talia used to be Bane kidnaps Blake and in a way adopts him. Because Bane never got the chance to raise Talia like a normal child should be he decides to treat Blake like a little kid like feeding him, bathing him and time outs/spankings (naturally this drives Blake crazy). However Blake was already in an established relationship with Bruce who is watching all of this happening either by cameras set up by Bane for Bruce to watch in the pit or when Bane takes Blake to press conferences and makes him sit to the side like a good boy. Bruce should be furious because he believes this is a sexual thing with Bane playing "daddy" and Blake should be confused as hell and try and resist being treated like child.

Bonus for Barsad thinking this is hilarious but playing along to get more laughs.

Re: Bruce/Blake, Bane "adopts" Blake

[denna5]

This makes me giggle.It would be so awkward for like everybody. I hope it gets filled.

Re: Bruce/Blake, Bane "adopts" Blake

[mysteryllama78]

can you imagine barsad choking on his laughter. robin in a wee sailor suit with knee socks and little sneakers. bruce is all, wtf have you done to my lamb?!

robin/barsad, robin/bane, eventual robin/bane/barsad **arranged marriage au**

[mysteryllama78]

robin is prince of gotham, his guardian, lord bruce arranges a marriage with king bane, lord of the land of shadows (or something

Re: robin/barsad, robin/bane, eventual robin/bane/barsad **arranged marriage au**

[ivyadrena]

WANT

Re: robin/barsad, robin/bane, eventual robin/bane/barsad **arranged marriage au**

[amazinmango]

CAN I KEEP THIS PLEASE

Re: robin/barsad, robin/bane, eventual robin/bane/barsad **arranged marriage au**

[mysteryllama78]

omg if you were to fill this, i don't even know what i would do...maybe a snoopy dance of epic proportions? yes, that is what i would do

Dark Knight Rises Mean Girls edition

[anonymous]

Blake being the new kid in school, The League of Shadows can be like the plastics, Selena and Crane or the Joker could be like Janis and Damian, Bruce can be Aaron or maybe he is apart of the "Plastics" too. Or whatever the author wants I just want to see a Mean Girls AU.

Re: Dark Knight Rises Mean Girls edition

[anonymous]

Omg, yesss. I second.

Re: Dark Knight Rises Mean Girls edition

[amegara]

Seconded I don't know if you want pairings but I'd likevto read some Bruce/John John/Bruce. Maybe Bruce being with the "Plastics" and fall in love with John. I don't know. But I'd totally love to read this :)

Bruce/any Multipile pairings possible The whacky adventures of Matchmaker Alfred

[denna5]

I just want crazy shenanigans with Alfred trying to set Bruce up with almost everyone possible. Maybe things go horribly awry and everyone gets paired up except for Bruce. I just want crazy Alfred tricking Bruce into blind dates by setting up bank robberies, or having Selina sneak into the house or using the bat signal to get him to places where there is a suitor and romantic candle lit picnic. I just want fun with Alfred trying to get Bruce laid and Bruce taking forever to realize what is going on.

Bane/Blake/Barsad - good with children

[ivyadrena]

Two mercenaries and a former-cop-slash-newbie-vigilante walk into a salon...

Bane gets a manicure, Barsad gets a pedicure, and Blake gets a facial (but that comes later).

AKA can someone please write something where Bane and/or Barsad let a fearless little girl paint their nails and yet continue to be awesomely badass despite the glitter?

Established relationship preferable but not required (though I'd like to see you make it work otherwise!). Bonus if Blake approves of their way with children and OTB gets a Happy Ending when they get home.

Re: Bane/Blake/Barsad - good with children

[ivyadrena]

Wow I need this like BURNING.

dress does not hide him - 1/?

[ivyadrena]

WARNING: Some elements of Dominant/submissive play with no discussion of parameters beforehand. No dub-con or non-con, but if you don’t like seeing D/s being portrayed fast and loose, it’s probably better to give this a miss. Okay. Um. On to the fic.

John’s new to this working-outside-of-the-law business.

Bane’s not (although he’s never worked on this side before).

So when the guts of Gotham’s underbelly inevitably burst again, spilling out onto the streets in drive-bys and turf wars all the more vicious for the power vacuum, and John makes the decision to don the cape and cowl-

(metaphorically; he doesn’t don that cape and cowl because John has his own costume - thanks very much, Lucius Fox - one that actually fits because it hasn’t been moulded for a man approximately one hundred pounds heavier and fifty times more concerned with grand symbolic gestures than, say, planning out all the nitty gritty details outside of his own exit plan and- no, John doesn’t have any unresolved issues with Bruce Wayne, why do you ask?)-it’s Bane

dress does not hide him - 2/?

[ivyadrena]

John’s never been to Bludhaven before but Barsad clearly has, so John’s content to walk where Barsad leads them - trusts Barsad’s knowledge of post-battle wind down procedures or whatever Bane and Barsad’s undoubtedly overly-militaristic term for it is.

Until he actually reads the name of their destination.

Then he digs his heels into the pavement.

It forces Barsad to jerk to a halt alongside him. “What?” Bane, walking ahead, also stops and looks back at John curiously.

“What do you mean, ‘what’?” John says. “We’re going in there?” He can’t stop staring. The signage has glittery bits. Reflected light of the neon signs makes it shimmer