I'm not happy. Floating but not happy. Just spent eight hours answering to people that are younger than some of my underwear. When I was young, I wanted to be Ronald Reagan. Never did any illegal drugs. Hated the idea of stating, "I did not inhale," so I didn't. Kept my love and social life sober and upfront. Went to school for theater and ( Read more... )

A friend of mine told me that my life would make a good mini-series. I am guessing it would air on TBS at 3AM when no one cares to watch or advertise. Not sure where to start. The beginning may be boring so let's try a bit of Pump Fiction style and toss in random scenes.