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[tea_and_snark]

Dear Upstairs Neighbor,

I'm really glad you found love. But the vigorous, floor-shaking sex? Not on. You are going to make the stars fall off my ceiling soon, and that is disconcerting, as they will probably fall on my nose while I'm sleeping.

Yours truly,
H

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[elanor_two]

ahaha, oh dormlife...
there was someone on my floor last year that everyone else nicknamed the rabbit, i think. there was another nickname referencing her very loud noises, but i can't recall what it was. yikes.