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So as I was going out I heard a rustle from the direction of the empty box of cookies I finished earlier today while bumming around and finishing my homework. I looked over and there in the wrapper was THE MOST GIGANTIC SPIDER. I mean this thing was huge. It looked like it had taken the day off from Satan's temp agency to come and vacation in my

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[assassingalaxia]

Don't ever move to North Carolina/the Southeast. Those fuckers are everywhere out here. The spiders and the mosquitoes and other bugs out here are why I'm so determined to get my internship back in CA.

[muted_serenades]

Why did I read this? D:::::

I'm paranoid now and sprayed lavender oil all over my window sills and ceiling. T__T

I hope you find it though!

[moonlightpogo]

He's probably laying around somewhere and dying slowly, nice going >:/

Or she could be going over the blueprints with her 100 eggs on the proper route from the ear canal to the brain.