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What a jerk off.

So this guy and I get along fine, talk a bit, hang out then he's like "you wanna go on a date sometime? It'll be veeerrry casual". So since he's cute, well educated and employed I say yes. Idiot never calls back. Then he sends me an email today saying the following.

Hey, so I realize that I dropped the ball pretty badly with this. I

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[kurikuribebi]

Wow. He totally messed up there. Sometimes men can be so stupid. Don't let him ruin it for you.

Also, he has some major...guys flat out telling you the truth. Most guys would have known to lie.

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I know right? I'm like, couldn't you have at least taken the time to tell me you were off saving lives in Africa or on the brink of death conversing with Jesus as you battled some sort of rare disease or something? Guys these days - no class AND no imagination.

[kurikuribebi]

I hope your reply gave him a lesson in creativity.
I'm sure you're too busy to give him a chance what with saving endangered tigers from forest fires and all that =P

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D: Now I wish I had. I wrote this big long scathing reply before thinking that I wanted to impress him by taking the high road. I called him out politely by saying I didn't think he was that into me and his time would be better spent with a lady who really captured his imagination.

Damn.

I get no finger snaps.