fuck pants

Mar 22, 2006 00:53

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bearland March 22 2006, 06:56:06 UTC
Hi...just happened to stumble across your journal...

the answer to this is actually quite simple...you have two choices...

Get married and have your spouse make the bed...

or...

hire a maid.

done, problem solved.

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teajae March 22 2006, 07:12:30 UTC
thats what im saying...

not the sweat pants bed, but wrecking the bed every night just to have to do it ALL over again in the morning...

to take care of the mattress cover, you can sew any strip of fabric at the corners so it sort of looks like a triangle, to fit underneath the mattress...im not doing a good job of describing it, but im sure you know what i mean...

and i dont use sheets either, ive got one down comforter and a heavy sleeping bag completely unzipped and used for a sheet, because i like the pressure from it being so heavy...

but if you think of anything else keep me posted...

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frenchgalore March 22 2006, 07:16:03 UTC
This is kind of partially stealing her idea but how about a sleeping bag bedspread. The bottom part of the sleeping bag is a bedspread sheet that attaches to the mattress. Making your bed is as simple as zipping up.

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teajae March 22 2006, 07:36:00 UTC
thats the best idea ive heard so far, but id imagine you wouldnt get the same feel like you would have a bed with sheets...thanks for the idea, i will be thinking about that one...

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poser76 March 22 2006, 13:20:40 UTC
You honestly have some issues dude. Instead of going all Mission Impossible on your bed sheets, just fuckin' make your bed once a week. Or just leave it, no one truly cares, plus then your bed is ready if you want to take a nap.

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teajae March 23 2006, 05:10:06 UTC
while whether or not i have issues is still being decided by the courts, that still doesnt solve my problems of messy bed...and this problem will be a cross i have to bear for my entire life, unless i smash it with a sledgehammer called "stealing friends ideas"

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divinetrinity March 23 2006, 02:31:25 UTC
i guess you should never take off your pants?

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teajae March 23 2006, 05:06:18 UTC
so i can never be truly happy?

i can never be truly happy whilst wearing pants...the circles never mesh, representing this fact...

or would you just like me to be miserable? is that it? good looking out, ash...

haha

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teajae March 25 2006, 13:03:19 UTC
i know what you're saying, and its a good idea in theory, but how do you get the sheets to be only positively charged, while the 4 corners of the bedframe negatively charged? i mean, im no expert on magnets, but from what i remember, magnets always have a north and south pole, positive and negative charges...

plus, magnetic fluid isnt magnetic itself, its just bits of iron floating in a thick oil...it works because when you apply a magnetic field to it, all of the iron sort of 'snaps' into place taking the shape of the magnetic field being applied to it...so, the fluid itself doesnt actually have a magnetic charge...

and the page you linked to has got my head spinning...but im determined to learn what it means...

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