Go! Team Awkward, 4: IMPOSTER!
OKAY SO FIRST, NEW COMIC, DEDICATED TO ADVENTUREPANTS BECAUSE IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY LAST THURSDAY AND ALSO BECAUSE SHE IS PSYCHIC AND AWESOME. I HAD BEEN REALLY TRYING TO GET THIS DONE BY THEN BUT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN AND THEN A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF HAPPENED BUT OKAY HERE IT IS:
I don't know if this comic makes any sense. At all. All I know is that "CRAFTERNOON" is probably one of the best words ever. (Like, as in, is it obvious that Cameron is carrying a miniature dry-erase board, or does it look like a frisbee? WTF is up with frame seven in general? [IT WAS RIDICULOUS AND I JUST GAVE UP OKAY GUYS I AM NOT REALLY THAT TALENTED I JUST LIKE THE LULZ] What exactly is the timeline, here? Why does Wilson look depressed? Where is the lower half of Cuddy's body? [WHERE IS THE LOWER HALF OF CUDDY'S BODY EVER?] Does anyone ever actually do any doctor stuff around here? I mean, really.)
I got back to Americaland on Thursday. My roommate and myself (with invaluable help from my parental units) were able to find an apartment in Boston in two days. IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE IDK. I have my fingers crossed that nothing messes up with the paperwork or whatevs, because trying to find an apartment in a place you're seven hours away from CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A PLEASANT EXPERIENCE. Got back to PA Saturday night. I don't know what I did Sunday. A lot of laundry and unpacking I guess. Monday I went back to work (I GOT A DAY? A DAY?!), but not for long, really. OH, Sunday I went into work to talk to my boss about maybe giving me some hours huh could they? And my good friend and his twin are working there now, which is crazy shit, and he was there so I stood around and talked to him until his brother came to pick him up. I miss those boys. I get to spend all day with him tomorrow, though--AT WORXLOLOLZ. Guh. All I basically did Tuesday and Wednesday was think about/talk about/watch House. My mom thinks I'm insane. Also I've probably spent like twenty hours on the phone with i_heart_cameron but that's because we're like this < -------- >.
Tonight I went into work and in the electronics cardboard-left-over-from-stocking cart there was a cardboard cut-out of Sarah Jessica Parker. So OF COURSE I took it out and propped it up behind my register. Actually, the best was when I made her kneel on this stool behind my co-worker's register so she was, like, peering over the register divide--all you could see was her eyes and the top of her head. Everyone I work with thinks I'm nuts. But it's not me, I swear. Some guy buying gerbil food decided it was appropriate to TELL ME HIS GERBIL'S LIFE STORY SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ARGAFOHFSAAF;H;AFHSD. I think I need to bring back K-mart comics, or at least link to them. Oh shit where'd I put that stuff... Eh, I found them, but they're just individual image files and are not properly arranged on a page. Maybe next time. Until then, you can maybe enjoy this: http://kendraface.tripod.com/oldsite/tricks/strips/ppf_sleep.jpg
And that's all, I'm kind of tired. I've been falling asleep around 10:30-11:00 and waking up at 8:00 am--entirely unacceptable. My body needs to adjust to AMERICALAND TIMEZ RIGHT NOW.
I don't know if this comic makes any sense. At all. All I know is that "CRAFTERNOON" is probably one of the best words ever. (Like, as in, is it obvious that Cameron is carrying a miniature dry-erase board, or does it look like a frisbee? WTF is up with frame seven in general? [IT WAS RIDICULOUS AND I JUST GAVE UP OKAY GUYS I AM NOT REALLY THAT TALENTED I JUST LIKE THE LULZ] What exactly is the timeline, here? Why does Wilson look depressed? Where is the lower half of Cuddy's body? [WHERE IS THE LOWER HALF OF CUDDY'S BODY EVER?] Does anyone ever actually do any doctor stuff around here? I mean, really.)
I got back to Americaland on Thursday. My roommate and myself (with invaluable help from my parental units) were able to find an apartment in Boston in two days. IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE IDK. I have my fingers crossed that nothing messes up with the paperwork or whatevs, because trying to find an apartment in a place you're seven hours away from CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A PLEASANT EXPERIENCE. Got back to PA Saturday night. I don't know what I did Sunday. A lot of laundry and unpacking I guess. Monday I went back to work (I GOT A DAY? A DAY?!), but not for long, really. OH, Sunday I went into work to talk to my boss about maybe giving me some hours huh could they? And my good friend and his twin are working there now, which is crazy shit, and he was there so I stood around and talked to him until his brother came to pick him up. I miss those boys. I get to spend all day with him tomorrow, though--AT WORXLOLOLZ. Guh. All I basically did Tuesday and Wednesday was think about/talk about/watch House. My mom thinks I'm insane. Also I've probably spent like twenty hours on the phone with i_heart_cameron but that's because we're like this < -------- >.
Tonight I went into work and in the electronics cardboard-left-over-from-stocking cart there was a cardboard cut-out of Sarah Jessica Parker. So OF COURSE I took it out and propped it up behind my register. Actually, the best was when I made her kneel on this stool behind my co-worker's register so she was, like, peering over the register divide--all you could see was her eyes and the top of her head. Everyone I work with thinks I'm nuts. But it's not me, I swear. Some guy buying gerbil food decided it was appropriate to TELL ME HIS GERBIL'S LIFE STORY SO WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ARGAFOHFSAAF;H;AFHSD. I think I need to bring back K-mart comics, or at least link to them. Oh shit where'd I put that stuff... Eh, I found them, but they're just individual image files and are not properly arranged on a page. Maybe next time. Until then, you can maybe enjoy this: http://kendraface.tripod.com/oldsite/tricks/strips/ppf_sleep.jpg
And that's all, I'm kind of tired. I've been falling asleep around 10:30-11:00 and waking up at 8:00 am--entirely unacceptable. My body needs to adjust to AMERICALAND TIMEZ RIGHT NOW.