Egregiously Erroneous Information

[muses_mistress]

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Confessors
Mord’Sith

So it begins like this: someone posts a normal question
e.g. - Why does Richard always LEAP into battle?You want to answer with a reason that is not the scientific/true reason but a reason that is silly/amusing/fanciful (hence the erroneous or

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[realproof]

Mane and Tail. Only the best for the Confessor.

What's Cara's favorite tonguetwister?

[hrhrionastar]

Red leather yellow leather - Kahlan thinks the yellow leather makes Cara look like a sunbeam ;)

Why does Kahlan's Confessor dress have such long, impractical sleeves?

(note: Sorry, forgot the don't reply rule)

[realproof]

They're not impractical, they hide all manner of weapons, tinctures, handkerchiefs, small poultry, books on haircare, chocolates or inflatable horses.

Why did Shota cross the road?

[hrhrionastar]

Because she saw in her vision bowl which way Our Heroes were approaching, and she wanted Zedd to see her left side first because she thinks her profile looks better from that side.

Was Zedd's chicken, Clara, a real pet, and if so what happened to her when he joined the quest and went through the Boundary with Richard and Kahlan?

[philstar22]

Clara wasn't a pet, she was a sentient chicken. When Zed left she went off and had her own adventure with a talking dog and a kitten that could do math.

Where did Richard live before he met Kahlan?