Egregiously Erroneous Information

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So it begins like this: someone posts a normal question
e.g. - Why does Richard always LEAP into battle?You want to answer with a reason that is not the scientific/true reason but a reason that is silly/amusing/fanciful (hence the erroneous or

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The Littlest Seeker.

What book does Richard read to Kahlan when she's sick?

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(oh gosh, yours was cute, I feel bad)

He actually makes up a new story every time. They feature the adventures or the littlest Seeker, the angry lady, the wizard and the bamf sunshine. they're a bit odd, but Kahlan falls asleep with a smile on her face.

What are Kahlan's names for her daggers?

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Awwwwww!

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Their names are Bitch and Please. Cara named them.

What kind of pet does Kahlan secretly want?

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Richard. Though that's not that secret.

What would Rahlsies most like to have?

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Cake. With sprinkles.

What is the best thing about banelings?