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Funtiemz aboard the Good Ship Spork

Mar 13, 2011 00:09

Pirates! Minions! Teammates!

*Ahem*

So, I and the mad, bad, and dangerous to know ladyblahblah have been discussing fun ship activities for a few days, but it occurred to us today that we have yet to kick off what could possibly be the simplest, silliest, and most fun of all such madness ( Read more... )

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Name: Lt. Aycelcus aycelcus March 13 2011, 05:23:34 UTC

Rank: Communications Officer
Serial Number: 69 (and probably a bunch of other numbers)

Notable notations in Aycelcus's Fitness Report:

-Often makes pornish sounds over ship's intercom
-Painted Kirk <3's Spock 4 EVA over the main veiwscreen
-Has trouble with authority unless properly disciplined (see footnotes 42a and 42b for proper procedure and implementation)
-Has been known to wear uniform "Commando."
-Will draw porn for sex, and vice versa.
-Very communicative. She won't shut up. It's why we put her at the Comm Unit. Srsly.

Re: Name: Lt. Aycelcus ninjaboots March 13 2011, 05:30:10 UTC

I mentioned this over in the chat, but I am going to say it here to make it official: I LIKE YOUR ATTENTION TO DETAIL, LIEUTENANT.

Consider this an official commendation in your file for services above and beyond.

(And yes, I'm talking about the graffiti over the viewscreen. Keeping morale up is a full-time job!)

Name: Ladyblahblah ladyblahblah March 13 2011, 05:38:11 UTC

Rank: CAPTAIN, BITCHES
Serial Number: I don't know. Look, I have a First Officer to keep track of details like this.

Special Notes:

-Will compulsively perv on anyone in science blues
-Known art whore. Will provide sexual favors for art (sometimes whether the artist wants them or not).
-Hijacked the ship's screens to show nothing but K/S fanart at least three times that can be proven. (For additional suspected infractions, see pages 18-35.)
-Fiercely loyal to her OTP, and generally unwilling to share portions of it with others.
-Has control issues. That's, like, required in a Starfleet captain, isn't it?

Re: Name: Ladyblahblah ninjaboots March 13 2011, 05:44:30 UTC

It is MINUS ELEVEN, Captain, you know this!

It used to be in the positive range, but then you kept getting demerit points as a cadet and the Admiralty thought it was funny to deduct each one from your serial number.

You see what a misspent youth will do to you.

Re: Name: Ladyblahblah ladyblahblah March 13 2011, 06:16:17 UTC

Um, I did not misspend my youth, I spent it being AWESOME.

blumvale March 13 2011, 07:03:15 UTC

is ensign the lowest you can be? cause I think I should be more like a cadet. :)

oh I have no idea what to put

Name - Blumvale
number? what number?
rank- Ensign

- tries to connect school projects to Star Trek
- wrote Kirk <3 Spock on the napkin holders at school

yeah I guess that's it

ladyblahblah March 13 2011, 14:29:32 UTC

Ensign is the lowest commissioned rank, I believe. (There's a handy table of ranks here.)

If you don't want a commissioned rank, though, you could be a yeoman--enlisted, but not on a leadership track. I think? Full disclosure, I am piecing most of this together from Wikipedia articles. XD

ninjaboots March 13 2011, 14:36:33 UTC

HAI, you. Are you online?

blumvale March 13 2011, 16:21:04 UTC

ha ha if you hadn't mentioned wikipedia, I was like Damn! she knows her stuff! :)

Can I just be an ensign please :)

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Name: Seashadows seashadows March 13 2011, 16:09:38 UTC

Rank: Lieutenant Commander
Position: CMO (if possible; I offer my credentials below)
Serial Number: 7 (because it's the number of my birthday AND my favorite)

Notes:
- Speaks four languages in which to harass the officers about how great Kirk/Spock is (ONE OF WHICH IS VULCAN!!!!)
- Can be found writing porn during shift
- Uncanny ability to diagnose diseases both human and alien, once provided with a list of symptoms
- Kind bedside manner (and kindly disappears from the premises if the patients are Kirk and Spock)
- Constantly tries to convert her friends to the greatness that is Trek
- Knows that in the proper Vulcan, it is pronounced "Spohkh"

Re: Name: Seashadows ninjaboots March 13 2011, 21:33:30 UTC

A medico! This is most excellent.

Unfortunately, it was stated at the beginning of the Olympics that CMO would be considered command crew, if people preferred to name one of those instead of an XO. I know at least one ship who did so and I do not blame them because CMOs are SEXY. So while I'd actually love to make you CMO, at this stage of things I can't.

But we STILL NEED MEDICAL STAFF, so would you perhaps be interested in being Nurse Seashadows? Everyone knows that nurses are the true ruling power in any sickbay.

Re: Name: Seashadows seashadows March 13 2011, 22:08:47 UTC

Can I be Head Nurse Seashadows? ;)

I have homemade ginger cake (homemade by ME, actually) by which to prove my power of awesomeness.

Naughty Nurses Have the Best Bedside Manners aycelcus March 14 2011, 02:35:25 UTC

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NAME: 1lostone 1lostone March 14 2011, 02:27:50 UTC

Name: 1lostone
Rank: Science trek.. er Track. Lieutenant (which is a much cooler way of saying "ginormous dork")
Serial Number: 0U812 (wut. Say it again. Laugh. LAUGH I COMMAND YOU!)

Notable Notations of Note that Note Things-

1. Is probably thinking about k/s porn at all given times of any day.
2. Just used the phrase... "oh, this reminds me of the fic where..."
3. Blames ladyblahblah for her realizing that nuTrek porn existed
4. This is kind of dumb, but it should show my obsession interest in all things Trek. When I was little, my dad told my mom that we were going to go see ET... and took me to go see TWOK instead. On a related note, if he knew what I had Spock and Kirk doing on a regular basis I would probably have to enter the witness protection program ( ... )

FLUFF THIS ^__^ aycelcus March 14 2011, 02:37:20 UTC

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