AHEM!!!@!!!!$

[teamadden]

It's time to make my acceptance speech. Damn it.

I AM KING BENJAMIN THE .. I?

it's true, it's true.

My brother, King Joel the I has stepped down from the throne because he has declared himself incompetant. And all the king's horses and all the King's men just couldn't put Joel back together again.

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[dpfreak]

WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *shakes pom poms!* I've always wanted to be a CHEERLEADER! And a ROYAL one at that! Will there be a special MADE cheerleading outfit?

Although, I am wondering why exactly I'm not one of the virgins. *raises eyebrow*

[dpfreak]

And upon further examination of this post....why am I not a LADY either?

[sneakymind]

man you are really doggin to be a virgin or a lady up in here, aren't you? It's like you WANT to be able to NOT touch me. I mean, I may not want to be a squire and I may be fighting the title until the day I die...nonethless, he IS the king and he DOES sort of get his fucking way and so it's really nice that you want to be a virgin or a lady so bad so you will be OFF-LIMITS to ME. NICE. REAL NICE. I guess you just wanted me for my crown after all. FIGURES.

GOLD DIGGER!

SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!

benji. exile me already. i have nothing left in this kingdom! NOTHING!

[dpfreak]

WHOA THERE SPARKY. Let's go over a few things here....

First, I never said I *wanted* to be one of the virgins. I wanted HIS explanation. I'd rather be cheerleader ANYWAY.

*does a split*

Second! I want to be referred to as LADY KB. I can be a lady. Sometimes, anyway.

And it's not about the crown! I already have a HALO, I don't need a crown.

[sneakymind]

I don't really know what I hate most about this post.
there's just so many things I hate about it.
so much hate in one little post. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

i am not your fucking squire.
nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono.
did I mention "NO"? no.

I'll respond to all this madness... rar... later.

[teamadden]

But Joel... I thought I made good Decrees. If you don't agree with them, please, go squire.

Yes you are!!! DAMN IT!!!!

OK!!!

[un__touchable]

King Benji, what happens if the Squire quits his job? what do I do then?

[teamadden]

he's not quitting his job.

[chasezed]

Will you press charges against me if I exploit my right to smack you?