I'm just going to have to come rescue you so you won't be "alone, sad, and miserable forever." I just won't stand for that! You deserve better! You deserve the topper most of the hotter most and, baby, that is ME. *points at self* That's right. I'm coming out of the closet. I AM HOT.
whew. that was hard. but I did it for YOU, Beejers. Because I love you way more than Meg or Hillary or Xtina or Kalie or ANYONE ever could!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no doubt about it! ya HEARD?!
BEEECAAAUUUUSEEEE I have Jamie to deflect Joel away from me! Not only would I not be interested in him because he's Joel (ew! I only like my cute, cuddly yet hardcore Beejers!) but he is off-limits to me because MY twin is interested in him and I would not go after my twin's crushes/territory. Nope, I would not. Homie don't play dat. I am no Joel!!
So.... Joel CANNOT steal me by default!!!
how rock n roll is that?!
*jumps up and down and hugs you*
when you say "little love bug"... I get a little hot under the collar... I mean.. wow... we've had some hotness going on in MY little love bug. ;) .. psst.. love you!
First of all, your song makes me giggle. A lot. But can you do the dance moves??
Second...you poor, poor baby. All hurt and sad and betrayed. It'll be OK sweetheart. There's still plenty of young (and I do mean young) chicks we can get for you.
Lindsey Lohan (she's cuter anyway)? Or how about one of the Olsen twins?? I would suggest Kim Possible but she's a cartoon (but of course, a hot teen cheerleading ass-kicking type of cartoon so there is that.)
Poor, poor Benchi.
Or, if you are trolling the JJB, you could pick up a young type there? Or not, cause that's a scary, scary place.
::nods and sniffs:: I own that dance video from that guy that did the videos and britney one things.. and he came to my house.. ::sniff:: and he taught me all the dances ::sniff:: and now i'm really good.. ::wipes tears on her shoulder::
::hugs and cries on her shoulder:: hold me.. ::looks up at her crying:: you think we could find another girl for me? You think? ::Sighs and shuts eyes for a minute:: You are like my best friend.
::cries into her armpit for awhile::
Lindsay lohan? Wow.. that'd be like dating Hilary's enemy huh? That's evil.. ::wipes tears:: The Olsen Twins? Aren't they in some sort of rehab for eating? I bet they can't date for awhile :( Kim Possible's hot.. what about hte girl that does the voice? What's her name?
JJB has young girls? Can I pretned that they're.. Hil...?
Sweetie...the JJB has the youngest girls. Like illegal to think about naked type young girls. Plus, lots of crazies so maybe not.
Dating Lindsay may be evil but she's hot. Besides, Hilary sings that annoying song about Rain. And I didn't know about the Olsens and the whole rehab thing. I'm maxing out on my knowledge of teen stars here.
We'll find somebody. If only I was 12 years younger and didn't live far, far away and was a teen star and, you know, wasn't married with two kids, I would totally go out with you.
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I'm just going to have to come rescue you so you won't be "alone, sad, and miserable forever." I just won't stand for that! You deserve better! You deserve the topper most of the hotter most and, baby, that is ME. *points at self* That's right. I'm coming out of the closet. I AM HOT.
whew. that was hard. but I did it for YOU, Beejers.
Because I love you way more than Meg or Hillary or Xtina or Kalie or ANYONE ever could!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no doubt about it! ya HEARD?!
love you.
i honestly love you.
*nods alot*
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joel will steal you just like he does the rest.
just like he does the rest :(
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BEEECAAAUUUUSEEEE I have Jamie to deflect Joel away from me! Not only would I not be interested in him because he's Joel (ew! I only like my cute, cuddly yet hardcore Beejers!) but he is off-limits to me because MY twin is interested in him and I would not go after my twin's crushes/territory. Nope, I would not. Homie don't play dat. I am no Joel!!
So.... Joel CANNOT steal me by default!!!
how rock n roll is that?!
*jumps up and down and hugs you*
when you say "little love bug"... I get a little hot under the collar... I mean.. wow... we've had some hotness going on in MY little love bug. ;) .. psst.. love you!
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LOVE YOU MY LITTLE HAM AND CHEESE DELIGHT!
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KNOCK THAT ICON OFF!!!!
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but why? its so sexy.
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Second...you poor, poor baby. All hurt and sad and betrayed. It'll be OK sweetheart. There's still plenty of young (and I do mean young) chicks we can get for you.
Lindsey Lohan (she's cuter anyway)? Or how about one of the Olsen twins?? I would suggest Kim Possible but she's a cartoon (but of course, a hot teen cheerleading ass-kicking type of cartoon so there is that.)
Poor, poor Benchi.
Or, if you are trolling the JJB, you could pick up a young type there? Or not, cause that's a scary, scary place.
Poor little betrayed Benchi.
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::hugs and cries on her shoulder:: hold me.. ::looks up at her crying:: you think we could find another girl for me? You think? ::Sighs and shuts eyes for a minute:: You are like my best friend.
::cries into her armpit for awhile::
Lindsay lohan? Wow.. that'd be like dating Hilary's enemy huh? That's evil.. ::wipes tears:: The Olsen Twins? Aren't they in some sort of rehab for eating? I bet they can't date for awhile :( Kim Possible's hot.. what about hte girl that does the voice? What's her name?
JJB has young girls? Can I pretned that they're.. Hil...?
Poor little betrayed Benchi
::nods, pouts, tears go to the eyes again::
i'll be ok in time ::hides face::
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Dating Lindsay may be evil but she's hot. Besides, Hilary sings that annoying song about Rain. And I didn't know about the Olsens and the whole rehab thing. I'm maxing out on my knowledge of teen stars here.
We'll find somebody. If only I was 12 years younger and didn't live far, far away and was a teen star and, you know, wasn't married with two kids, I would totally go out with you.
Poor, poor Benchi. It's going to be OK.
I'm pretty good at this supportive stuff, huh?
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the olsens don't eat food, i read about it today...
I would totally go out with you.
you'll go out with ME? You mean that? Awwwww ::hug:: i love you :) When should I pick you up?
you ARE good at it!! ::hug::
can't wait for our date!
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*punches shoulder*
don't let that blonde bitch get you down. besides, by now she's got one fiery case of herpes anyway.
xLBx
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owwww... punch a guy when he's down why dont ya?
are you saying joel tainted her?
::CRIES::
miss you Wincy Adams
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I'm sorry about the punch. I more typically pull their hair and praise the lord.
am I saying joel tainted her? I'm saying he took her home, made her call him "Big Daddy" and made her like it. woo BABY
miss you too, Crybaby!
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ooohhh haha you're talking about s-e-x ::giggles::
:( Oh Hilary, corrupted by my own flesh and blood.
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It's gonna be ok! *nod* I mean, this is serious - you're busting out NSYNC lyrics. This is a sign for SERIOUS MEASURES.
Do I need to bust out a regal cheer??? Cuz I will. I WILL!
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well joel is dating hilary.. apprently he has been for quite sometime.. i wish i could thank that toronto paper for clearing this all up...
please do so...
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And hey - can I ride the sliiidde too? Please?
A-T-T-A-C-K attack, attack, attack
A-T-T-A-C-K the leader of the pack
A-T-T-A-C-K Jammers is so buff!
A-T-T-A-C-K He don't need no Huff!
I gots morreeeee.
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