Poor phonetic transliteration theatre, featuring: PRODUCT ENDORSEMENTS!

Sep 27, 2007 23:58

Nф я ият оънли аи сеънгл соүс ан евиррединг я ият, мек ит Папричи соүс!

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dakegra September 27 2007, 16:28:04 UTC
if you eat only a single sauce on everything you eat, make it Paprichi sauce?

how did I do? My cyrillic is a bit rusty!

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mmmmm, sauce corivax September 27 2007, 16:58:34 UTC
Okay, so we had just gotten into Ukraine, and we'd stopped at a "Highlander" restaurant, which is the sort of place where all the furniture is made of rough-cut wood, and the walls are hung with deer heads and there are giant wooden figurines of gnomes everywhere and the waitresses wear fake corsets. And the waitress we got spoke a little German and was willing to pantomime, so we ordered french fries and Ukrainian dumplings. She brought us french fries, and caladri put vinegar on them (caladri is secretly british - she'd totally deny that, but the fries give her away, as does her taste in music).

And the waitress comes bolting over, and says, "No no no no! Sauce!" and brings over a bottle of red, ketchup-looking sauce. She's very protective of Ukrainian cuisine - she also scolds us for eating the dumplings wrong. Anyway, so we try a bit of the sauce...

and it's amazing. Like ketchup, but spicy - almost curry, or that sort of silver flavor curry has sometimes that tastes a bit like Maple syrup or Bailey's but not sweet - do you know the one I ( ... )

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sistawendy September 27 2007, 16:30:06 UTC
"If you eat only one single sauce with everything you eat, make it Paprichi Sauce!"

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caladri September 27 2007, 16:51:06 UTC
Hrmpf! And here I thought only vixyish would bother, and would further be aghast at my awful. :)

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vixyish October 13 2007, 04:59:31 UTC
*giggle* Sorry I'm late to the party. :)

I'm deeply amused at the sort of accent revealed in what you chose to phoneticize with. There's a certain way that Russians phoneticize everything, that's different. So it took me a bit. :)

(Also: hard signs never go after vowels. Hard and soft signs are only for consonants. For an 'eh' instead of a 'yeh', you write э instead of е.)

*stops being annoying now*

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