More Than You'd Ever Want to Know About Me

[teamhilson]

I should be writing, but instead, I've spent my whole shift just sort of going back through the Harry Potter fandom, visiting my ship (Harry/Ron) pages, stuff like that.  We can blame the announcement of Pottermore, whatever the hell that is.

Anyway, one H/R writer had this on her livejournal, and because I'm too tired to think too hard, I thought

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[damigella_314]

I feel very proud - I'm old enough to be your Mom! (Well, barely). And I could have written your answers to C and Y (except I can cook spaghetti, otherwise they'd revoke my passport or something. But they're always undersalted).
Funny you don't like peas, it's the only green vegetable my kids eat. Enthusiastically.
Great that you've seen your niece being born! In Italy you're allowed only one family member present (not that I would have wanted anyone else than my husband - my father would have been icked, my mother would have told me how I was doing everything wrong, and I have no siblings).

And a gold star for your House quotation. Sorry, silver star. Platinum?

ETA: and my HP ship is m/m Harry/Hermione. I never even tried searching for fics.

[teamhilson]

I feel very proud - I'm old enough to be your Mom! (Well, barely).

Well, I make a fantastic daughter (despite what my mom sometimes thinks lol).

And I could have written your answers to C and Y (except I can cook spaghetti, otherwise they'd revoke my passport or something. But they're always undersalted).

Yeah, I'm going to make some chick very disappointed when it comes to domesticity. I had a friend, Jessica, who tried to teach me to make spaghetti - you know, throw it on a wall to see if it sticks, or whatever. Nevertheless, mine always tastes like rubber. That's why my dad sometimes saves me leftovers of his spaghetti that he sends with me when I go for a visit.

Funny you don't like peas, it's the only green vegetable my kids eat. Enthusiastically.

Yeah, I have no idea what it is about those little, round, green things. I think it's because they're so mushy?

Great that you've seen your niece being born!Yeah, Alexis's father wasn't in the picture, and so I was my sister's . . . breathing coach or whatever. And

[damigella_314]

Yes. I started it when I read about the prophecy applying to both Harry and Neville, and I had the two become a pair and fight Voldemort together. Neville dies while killing Voldemort, and Harry starts the first official GLBT wizarding group.
In the meantime, Hermione makes a pass at Harry (as in, explicitly ask - boys are dense) and he answers that smart as she is she should know he's gay, and he's sorry because if she were a man he'd certainly like her.
So Hermione works hard and manages to become a certified animagus as a cat, but she secretly learns to become an "animagus" in a different way, ahem. By day she's Transfiguration teacher (since McGonagall becomes Headmistress, I thought Dumbledore would retire) by night she's Harry's lover in her transformed form: a masculine version of herself, including curly hair, big teeth, and big you-know-what (yes, the brain too).
Harry is of course the Defense against the Dark Arts teacher.

[damigella_314]

Oh, and I'm sure you're a fantastic daughter.
Peas shouldn't be mushy - my kids like them even frozen. I throw them in boiling water and remove them as soon as they're thawed and still bright green. Five minutes.
And I'm sure your sister is so happy you were there for her.

BTW, I think the European approach to doctors in childbirth is better - I had only a midwife for my firstborn (in hospital, this is standard if there are no complications) and the ob/gyn at the twins birth did precisely two things: hold my belly tight after #1 was born, so #2 remained head down, and crack jokes. Did both very well, and the midwife delivered the kids.