Comments | teamkillerftard: #53 [voice]

teamkillerftard

#53 [voice]

Aug 28, 2009 22:54

I don't think this should be put in picture books.

Shelly, you lied to me! You told me you were a girl. Now I think I'm going to have to change your name to... Sam... Sammy...

(ooc: Caboose did research! He finally finds out that slugs are hermaphrodites! 8D)

sammy?, boys and girls, i like picture books, shelly

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[voice] 1/3 wicktorwicktor August 29 2009, 11:05:02 UTC

[The device clicks on. There's breathing on the end as Chekov just stares at it.]

[voice] 2/3 wicktorwicktor August 29 2009, 11:06:20 UTC

Should't be in picture books?

[[ooc: Italics there are him speaking Russian.]]

[voice] 3/3 wicktorwicktor August 29 2009, 11:06:48 UTC

Mr Caboose? Is ewerything okay?

Re: [voice] 3/3 teamkillerftard September 1 2009, 04:55:35 UTC

Oh, yes. Everything is... okay! Oh oh! Pavel, what is a good name for a slug? A name that is a boy and a girl's name in case Shelly changes her... his... mind... again.

[voice] wicktorwicktor September 1 2009, 22:35:38 UTC

Vell...I believe ze library has baby name books but I know some Russian names. Zere is Sasha and Slava or Petya or Zhenya; all wery good names. Vhat type of slug do you have? Is space slug of some kind?

[[ooc: Guess who was a dork and looked this stuff up?]]

Re: [voice] teamkillerftard September 1 2009, 22:47:01 UTC

Space slug? Noooo, Church vomited Shelly out! And he let me keep her.

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[voice] boomotherfucker August 29 2009, 21:18:29 UTC

[Just laughter.]

Re: [voice] teamkillerftard September 1 2009, 04:56:00 UTC

Church! What's a good name for Shelly? A name that is a boy's... and a girl's!

Re: [voice] boomotherfucker September 1 2009, 05:03:57 UTC

Dickhead.

Re: [voice] teamkillerftard September 1 2009, 05:18:59 UTC

Hmm... no... that's not a girl's name. Isn't that Simmo-... wait. We talked about this before.

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[voice] lilyredwitch August 30 2009, 02:21:15 UTC

...your slug told you it was a girl?

Re: [voice] teamkillerftard September 1 2009, 05:00:26 UTC

Yeaaaaah... Shelly is... too girly for a... boy...girl. Boy-girl.

[voice] lilyredwitch September 2 2009, 16:47:26 UTC

...o...kay. If you say so.

Re: [voice] teamkillerftard September 9 2009, 00:57:43 UTC

Do you have any boy-girl names for Shelly?

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