Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk.
I haz new icon. Okay, technically, it's a steel helmet but close enough.
This probably never happened...
Living Arrangements
"Jen! Pick up the extension, Eric wants to talk to both of us!"
"Eric?"
"What part of keeping it quiet do you two dumbasses not understand?"
"We only said we were living together," Jared protested.
"Lots of guys live together perfectly innocently," Jensen added from the kitchen. "I used to live with Chris and Steve."
"First of all," Eric sighed, "bad example. Second, what part of your fandom do you not understand? You've pretty much broken the internet. I've got three PA's keeping an eye on things and they've counted seven hundred and twenty-three thousand, three hundred and seventeen uses of 'dead of squee' since lunch!"
"Well, at least they're happy," Jared said philosophically.
Jensen frowned. "And that explains the high pitched squeal I've been hearing all day."
Eric sighed again, in a manner that suggested he'd had a lot of practise. "I'm pulling Sera out of rotation and giving her the next script in hope of deflecting some of this. Sam and Dean end up cursed with nakedness, you've only yourselves to blame."
Jared snickered. "How will that help?"
"It'll give them something new to talk about. Do not go grocery shopping together. The last thing I need to see is store video of the two of you handling produce!"
"Okay, that's..."
"He hung up Jay."
"You think there was a video camera in that grocery store?"
Jensen thought of Jared handling the cucumbers and shuddered. "Oh God I hope not."
This probably never happened...
Living Arrangements
"Jen! Pick up the extension, Eric wants to talk to both of us!"
"Eric?"
"What part of keeping it quiet do you two dumbasses not understand?"
"We only said we were living together," Jared protested.
"Lots of guys live together perfectly innocently," Jensen added from the kitchen. "I used to live with Chris and Steve."
"First of all," Eric sighed, "bad example. Second, what part of your fandom do you not understand? You've pretty much broken the internet. I've got three PA's keeping an eye on things and they've counted seven hundred and twenty-three thousand, three hundred and seventeen uses of 'dead of squee' since lunch!"
"Well, at least they're happy," Jared said philosophically.
Jensen frowned. "And that explains the high pitched squeal I've been hearing all day."
Eric sighed again, in a manner that suggested he'd had a lot of practise. "I'm pulling Sera out of rotation and giving her the next script in hope of deflecting some of this. Sam and Dean end up cursed with nakedness, you've only yourselves to blame."
Jared snickered. "How will that help?"
"It'll give them something new to talk about. Do not go grocery shopping together. The last thing I need to see is store video of the two of you handling produce!"
"Okay, that's..."
"He hung up Jay."
"You think there was a video camera in that grocery store?"
Jensen thought of Jared handling the cucumbers and shuddered. "Oh God I hope not."