Yet more housekeeping...
Another repost of an old five things out of community and into my journal on the long and persnikity journey toward having an index of all my lj fic. (and by fic, I include ficlets, drabbles, and, obviously, five things) Given the current length of the list, I begin to think the beloved may be right about me spending way too much time on line...
First posted to sg1_five_things on October 3rd, 2006.
Five Times Cameron said "no" to Daniel
Five Times Cameron said no to Daniel
1. "No, Jackson. Absolutely not. I don't care how much these people can teach us and I don't care that they need to be convinced we're not as warlike as we appear. And, you know what? I think it's a little freaky that they're all 'we can't trust you unless you have sex with each other'. So I'm saying no. Why are you taking off your boots?"
2. "Forget it, Jackson. I'm not doing it. I had no idea that stone circle was sacred ground, they should put up some damned signs or something. I'm not going through this lame ass purification ritual with you - especially since it seems to involve my ass! Why are you taking off your shirt?"
3. "I said no, Jackshun and I meaned it. Not having nothing to do with no alien fer... fert... fertility rishual. Are you gonna drink that? No? Good. But I'm not being all fertile with you and I don't care that it's symbolic and oh boy, I'm laying down. Wow. Down is further than it used to be. Hey, you're laying down. And the village is spinning around and around and... Damn! Do that again."
4. "No, Jackson. No, no, a thousand and one times no! When I said I was willing to go undercover, I did not mean I was willing to actually go under the covers with you. And how come just because I don't speak the language I have to be the freakin' pleasure slave anyway? I could be a master from out of town; hell, I could be Canadian, and I could keep you around for sex and translating. And I am not wearing that I don't care how good it feels!"
5. "So, the man speaks twenty-four languages -- what part of no doesn't Jackson understand?" Cam wondered as he pulled the lube out of the emergency medical kit.
"Pretty much all of it," Sam admitted as she unbuttoned her shirt. "Both the 'N' and the 'O'."
"Indeed," Teal'c sighed, folding his trousers neatly on top of his pack.
"You guys want to get a move on," Daniel yelled from where he was lying already naked on the altar. "We've got twenty-seven rituals to get through before they let me look in their library."
"I said I wasn't going to do this," Cam pointed out as he joined the archeologist on the sun-warmed stone.
"You always start by saying no and yet you always... Oh yeah. That's good."
First posted to sg1_five_things on October 3rd, 2006.
Five Times Cameron said "no" to Daniel
Five Times Cameron said no to Daniel
1. "No, Jackson. Absolutely not. I don't care how much these people can teach us and I don't care that they need to be convinced we're not as warlike as we appear. And, you know what? I think it's a little freaky that they're all 'we can't trust you unless you have sex with each other'. So I'm saying no. Why are you taking off your boots?"
2. "Forget it, Jackson. I'm not doing it. I had no idea that stone circle was sacred ground, they should put up some damned signs or something. I'm not going through this lame ass purification ritual with you - especially since it seems to involve my ass! Why are you taking off your shirt?"
3. "I said no, Jackshun and I meaned it. Not having nothing to do with no alien fer... fert... fertility rishual. Are you gonna drink that? No? Good. But I'm not being all fertile with you and I don't care that it's symbolic and oh boy, I'm laying down. Wow. Down is further than it used to be. Hey, you're laying down. And the village is spinning around and around and... Damn! Do that again."
4. "No, Jackson. No, no, a thousand and one times no! When I said I was willing to go undercover, I did not mean I was willing to actually go under the covers with you. And how come just because I don't speak the language I have to be the freakin' pleasure slave anyway? I could be a master from out of town; hell, I could be Canadian, and I could keep you around for sex and translating. And I am not wearing that I don't care how good it feels!"
5. "So, the man speaks twenty-four languages -- what part of no doesn't Jackson understand?" Cam wondered as he pulled the lube out of the emergency medical kit.
"Pretty much all of it," Sam admitted as she unbuttoned her shirt. "Both the 'N' and the 'O'."
"Indeed," Teal'c sighed, folding his trousers neatly on top of his pack.
"You guys want to get a move on," Daniel yelled from where he was lying already naked on the altar. "We've got twenty-seven rituals to get through before they let me look in their library."
"I said I wasn't going to do this," Cam pointed out as he joined the archeologist on the sun-warmed stone.
"You always start by saying no and yet you always... Oh yeah. That's good."