Come on, I can think of a better headline!

[teany]

Scorpion Stings Vermont Man on Airplane.

Maybe I should be happy that my journalist compadre didn't make the obvious joke until the end of the story?

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[offbalance]

The link goes to an article about Jimmy Carter...

[teany]

I think Newsday's website is having a problem with their links... I'll change it to another source.