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[teapots_on_fire]

i want to quit my job and pour acid in everyone's face.

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[sagahar]

Acid, or acid? Acid, while burny and satisfying, may not achieve the... humiliation you may enjoy bringing to these fine people you refer to as 'everyone'. ACID (if administered in proper doses) will turn all of them into chickens, race cars, or Thor. Could be fun.

[teapots_on_fire]

everyone = everyone in the bank.

acid as in acid. as in burning faces off. dripping down to the floor. puddles of faces.

[__whatgives__]

okay so my friend's..friend's boyfriend? (if that makes sense) was making acid in his tub. he had those long yellow gloves on. anywho he busted ass while he was trying to get up and fell. the acid got leaked into his glove. and now he is on a permanent trip in some psych ward.

hope that makes you feel better!!

[teapots_on_fire]

is that one of those urban legends? because i swear i've heard that story before. haha. maybe theres a psych ward full of people permanently tripping off acid. so sad.

thanks. <3

[__whatgives__]

aha. nope! it does sound like one though. i knew him before he moved.
he was my science partner is 10th grade.

[teapots_on_fire]

jeez well lets never make acid at home with rubber gloves ok?

i swear to god this customer came in and he was straight trippin and he got crystal meth all over my counter. he smelled like burning sulfur. ughhh.