Soft Core Porn Is Calling My Name....Heaaattthhherrrrrrr....

[teaprtywjennaj]

So I'm working on Friday and a lady comes in and needs some lipstick. Big whoop. Just like the 2 other people that came in before her....one being a Cher Impersonator...the other being the songwriter for the song "Unwritten" by Natasha Beddingfield. Anyways, I get her the lipstick that matches her skin tone and her style and she keeps fucking

Comments

[anonymous]

omg i couldnt think of a more perfect job for you.
its in the stars heather.
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ive always looked at u as the most porn thing in my life. u make me proud.

[anonymous]

oh its jono btw ;0