I don't want to go out.

I want to stay in.

Get things done...

One fateful Monday evening, Mick, Laura and Amanda decided to dye Easter eggs. Many things were discussed; among those were how to make the perfect cup of tea, why Amanda's nailpolish is forever-chipped, blowjobs, and whether or not Paris Hilton has ever dyed her own Easter eggs, or if she would just get her butler to do it.

( Awesomeness ensued... )

The proverbial Cow of Creativity has officially been milked dry.

How am I gonna finish this essay now?

Mandy VS Seth, re: what Mandy "needs":

Seth says:
a depressed emo jew friend who truly cares for you
Electroluxx says:
I've got a few of those
Seth says:
wtf you skank
Electroluxx says:
What can I say, I gotta have a little Jew in me...
Seth says:
oh I dont satisfy your need then. It would be overkill.
Electroluxx says:Well, as much "Jew" that ( Read more... )

Somebody buy me this...


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Kate is leaving for Ireland tomorrow... I don't know what I'll do without her!!! It's not that my other friends aren't awesome, but Kate is my Starbitch... who else will bring me venti non-fat half-sweet chai tea lattes and a movie when I am feeling down? Who will sale-shop Pier One with me? Who will sing Queen (complete with jazz hands and show ( Read more... )

Q: Could I possibly eat any more this weekend ( Read more... )

Hello journal, I feel it is time to once again make an ever-popular PUBLIC journal entry, because I know so many people read this ( Read more... )

Connor McCord: Comeback Kid says:
Sex
Over-
Rated.

(Probably)

By Connor McCord

Electroluxx says:
HAHAHAHA, I LOVE IT!!!
Electroluxx says:
I am totally posting that in my LiveJournal.
Connor McCord: Comeback Kid says:
DO IT
Connor McCord: Comeback Kid says:
Make me famous, baby!
Connor McCord: Comeback Kid says:Wait... do you ( Read more... )

AWWWWRIGHT. So, haven't been up to anything particularly thrilling lately. Friday I went out for dinner with Kate and had a lovely time, just laughing constantly and goofing off. On Saturday, she, Dani and I went to a pub, long story short we spent more time on a bus than in a pub and it ended up being a mediocre night with two 27 year old slobs ( Read more... )