Kafka is Evil
Stolen from teenelizabeth
British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer
Total: 4
Australian
[] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Brown, and brown.)
[X] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[X] You say member instead of remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 6
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 4
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're over 5'2.
Total: 3
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
Belgian
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] you like french fries.
[] you think Belgian (or hungarian) chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[X] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[] you have a lot of comments on your government.
total: 2
Dutch
[ X] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[X] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] you have a cheerful nature.
[X] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.
total: 3
Apparently I"m Spanish....though Irish, Russian, Australian and Britain all tied for second. In reality I'm German, Cherokee Indian, British, Irish and Scottish. No Spanish at all.
British
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer
Total: 4
Australian
[] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 4
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Brown, and brown.)
[X] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[X] You say member instead of remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 6
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 4
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 4
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2
German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're over 5'2.
Total: 3
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[X] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
Belgian
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] you like french fries.
[] you think Belgian (or hungarian) chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[X] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[] you have a lot of comments on your government.
total: 2
Dutch
[ X] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[X] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] you have a cheerful nature.
[X] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.
total: 3
Apparently I"m Spanish....though Irish, Russian, Australian and Britain all tied for second. In reality I'm German, Cherokee Indian, British, Irish and Scottish. No Spanish at all.