Muwahahahaha! I have achieved smooze.

If you have never made smooze, get a bowl, put some cornstarch in, and start adding water very slowly. Eventually you will end up with this glop that can't decide whether it's a solid or a liquid--you'll go to scoop it up, and it feels solid, and then you lift up your hand and it drips through your fingers. ( Read more... )

Today I am going to bitch about a book. And that book is The Sweet Far Thing by Libba Bray.

The first striking difference between this book and its two (pretty good) predecessors is the length. Somewhere along the line, as with the Harry Potter series, somebody stopped editing these books. The first two, A Great and Terrible Beauty and Rebel ( Read more... )

Sweet zombie Jesus, how did I get so much stuffMy mom's driving up tonight to pack some of the larger less-used furniture items into the van. This will a) make sure that the remaining stuff will fit into the combination of Grandpa's truck + my car and b) make sure that the piano isn't bouncing around in the back of Grandpa's truck for four-and-a- ( Read more... )

Dear Brain,

Can we please stop fucking with my body? Pretty please? My uncle invited me to a Fourth of July party in Pittsburgh--it's with the other side of his family, and I have met a good number of them. They are really nice. Abigail in particular is awesome and nerdy and I may have a crocheted Yoda to throw at her when I get there ( Read more... )

Simple Twist of Fate, Part 1
( Simple Twist of Fate, Part 2 )

Title: Simple Twist of Fate
Author: Sarah K (tears_of_nienna)
Artist: Mella68
Fandom: The Professionals, FlashForward
Pairings: Bodie/Doyle, Janis/Betty
Rating: Mature
Warning: Descriptions of destruction and violence, sexual content.
Word Count: 21,780
Summary: In the wake of the blackout, Bodie and Doyle have to deal with their contradictory flash-forwards. Present- ( Read more... )

I HAVE ACHIEVED COOKIES ( Read more... )

Title: Green Eyes and Fans
Author: Sarah K
Fandom: The Professionals
Pairing Bodie/Doyle
Rating: Teen
Warnings: None needed
Word Count: 780
Disclaimer: I do not own The Professionals or Green Eggs and Ham, and I'm making no profit from this.
Summary: In which Bodie protests too much, in rhyme.

( Green Eyes and Fans )

Heh. The guy who beat me at Jeopardy last year? Is in the Tournament of Champions tomorrow. I'm torn between wanting him to go down in flames and wanting him to win everything. Because hey, that would be something--"Sure, I lost, but I lost to the guy who won the Tournament of Champions ( Read more... )