haha
this is awesome and funny
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"Wha ha ha ha! No one can stop me and my precious hurricane!"
"Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful than we thought."
"o rly? How so?"
"It appears she has powered herself up to a catagory five and is proceeding to take over the lower region of the United States."
"Ha ha ha ha! Soon the United States shall belong to me!"
"..."
"Mr. President...?"
"Send in the Power Rangers."
(Power Rangers theme)
"Good luck, Rangers."
"What?! The Power Rangers?!"
Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's stop this witch!"
Power Rangers: "RIGHT!"
"You won't beat me and my hurricane!"
"...Hurricane?"
"WTF??"
"Use your Dragonzord!"
"I like Dragonzord."
"RRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh no!"
"Mr. President, I believe we are winning!"
"I CAN'T WATCH!"
"Ha ha! Dragonzord is no match for my Category 5 Hurricane!"
"I believe in you, Power Rangers."
"RRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRZ!! DRAGONZORD CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!!!!!!"
"Shall we evacuate the Gulf Coast, Mr. President?"
"No, no. Wait until the Power Rangers unleash their weapons of mass destruction."
"But sir, wouldn't that still cost us thousands of lives?"
"Ha ha, boy I'll tell ya that pink one! Ain't she a little cutie?"
"Ready to give up the United States to me?!?"
"..."
"Well, are you??"
"...???"
"..."
"...?!??!?!?"
"[b]NO!!!![/b]"
"Send all available troops to the Gulf Coast immediately to assist the Power Rangers."
"But sir, everyone's fighting in Iraq right now!"
"Hee hee, the red one just does the coolest back flips!"
Red Ranger: "We're doomed."
"Sargeant, what's the status?"
[b]Sargeant[/b]: "It appears the hurricane is approaching. The Power Rangers have deployed their Megazord by the coast, sir."
"OMG! Megazord GO!!"
"Sir, is the Megazord going to be enough?"
"You underes...under-est...und...undesti...doubt the Power Rangers?!? You, sir, are stripped of your rank!"
Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's tame this hurricane!"
Power Rangers: "RIGHT!"
"Not so fast, Rangers! Goldar! Go and protect my hurricane!"
"I like gooooooooooold."
*WWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHH!!"
"May God save America."
"g2g brb"
"The president is LEAVING??"
"The president doesn't care about Black Rangers!"
"Hmm....I guess it's up to me."
"Hello, California?"
[b]Later that day...[/b]
"Yaa, zee white housse cawled mee. Look like yoo Powa Rangaaz neeed help."
"Hasta la Vista, Rita!"
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"Wha ha ha ha! No one can stop me and my precious hurricane!"
"Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful than we thought."
"o rly? How so?"
"It appears she has powered herself up to a catagory five and is proceeding to take over the lower region of the United States."
"Ha ha ha ha! Soon the United States shall belong to me!"
"..."
"Mr. President...?"
"Send in the Power Rangers."
(Power Rangers theme)
"Good luck, Rangers."
"What?! The Power Rangers?!"
Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's stop this witch!"
Power Rangers: "RIGHT!"
"You won't beat me and my hurricane!"
"...Hurricane?"
"WTF??"
"Use your Dragonzord!"
"I like Dragonzord."
"RRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh no!"
"Mr. President, I believe we are winning!"
"I CAN'T WATCH!"
"Ha ha! Dragonzord is no match for my Category 5 Hurricane!"
"I believe in you, Power Rangers."
"RRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRZ!! DRAGONZORD CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!!!!!!"
"Shall we evacuate the Gulf Coast, Mr. President?"
"No, no. Wait until the Power Rangers unleash their weapons of mass destruction."
"But sir, wouldn't that still cost us thousands of lives?"
"Ha ha, boy I'll tell ya that pink one! Ain't she a little cutie?"
"Ready to give up the United States to me?!?"
"..."
"Well, are you??"
"...???"
"..."
"...?!??!?!?"
"[b]NO!!!![/b]"
"Send all available troops to the Gulf Coast immediately to assist the Power Rangers."
"But sir, everyone's fighting in Iraq right now!"
"Hee hee, the red one just does the coolest back flips!"
Red Ranger: "We're doomed."
"Sargeant, what's the status?"
[b]Sargeant[/b]: "It appears the hurricane is approaching. The Power Rangers have deployed their Megazord by the coast, sir."
"OMG! Megazord GO!!"
"Sir, is the Megazord going to be enough?"
"You underes...under-est...und...undesti...doubt the Power Rangers?!? You, sir, are stripped of your rank!"
Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's tame this hurricane!"
Power Rangers: "RIGHT!"
"Not so fast, Rangers! Goldar! Go and protect my hurricane!"
"I like gooooooooooold."
*WWWHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHH!!"
"May God save America."
"g2g brb"
"The president is LEAVING??"
"The president doesn't care about Black Rangers!"
"Hmm....I guess it's up to me."
"Hello, California?"
[b]Later that day...[/b]
"Yaa, zee white housse cawled mee. Look like yoo Powa Rangaaz neeed help."
"Hasta la Vista, Rita!"