Baboon King 001 - [Accidental Video]

Aug 19, 2011 22:29

[When the feed opens up, it shows…the sky. Well, that’s fascinating, except it gets old after a few seconds, though if one were to keep listening, they’d hear labored breathing nearby, accompanied by the occasional choked-out curse.]

F-Fuck...did I pass out?

[And that cough? Sounds painful.]...Shit. Ishida! Where are you? Pesche ( Read more... )

it sucks to be me, fuck that hurts, abarai renji, organs come back, szayel is a dick

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shiba_explosion August 20 2011, 03:06:51 UTC
[...Shit, that pineapple hair is familiar. And he used the name Ishida, like that pencil-boy Quincy, right?]

You look like shit run over in a rainstorm, Shinigami.

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tearsmythroat August 20 2011, 04:30:38 UTC
[Give him a minute or three to get his PCD back and to overcome confusion as to where the voices are coming from and...has he seen this lady before?]

...Y-Yeah. Feelin' it, too.

[Grimaaaace, why does speaking hurt so much?]

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shiba_explosion August 20 2011, 05:07:02 UTC
[She saw you hauling ass from the Soukyoku with Kuchiki. All she saw of your WAS your hair.]

Good news, you're conscious! Bad news, you're conscious. Can you flare up your reiatsu, kid? This is a big hellhole you fell in.

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tearsmythroat August 20 2011, 06:13:32 UTC
[Leaves quite an impression, doesn't it~]

Sounds like a party.

[As for the flaring...uh...please hold.]

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[video] juiceboxtopped August 20 2011, 03:38:40 UTC
[Renji is here! ....Renji is hurt. Bad enough to show it. THIS IS A BAD THING.]

Renji!

...No, Renji, the device, get the little phone thing.

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[video] tearsmythroat August 20 2011, 04:37:53 UTC
[...Rukia's voice. You are not Ishida. No, in fact, you are supposed to be dead (in theory). DO NOT MESS WITH HIS MIND, WOMAN.

Oh, phone thing. Yeah, just...gonna drag his broken body toward it...yeahhh, there we go.]

...R-Rukia.

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[video] juiceboxtopped August 20 2011, 07:03:03 UTC
[Rukia is very much alive, thank you. It's Renji for whom that state is looking questionable. But she looks a little relieved when he shows up, even though he's bleeding.]

[Renji is too damn stubborn to die, after all.]

Hey. You need medical care.

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[video] tearsmythroat August 20 2011, 07:18:43 UTC
[Slowly, and with a few retries, Renji manages to push himself up enough to...sort of assume a sitting position. But shit, his body is just not right. What the hell did that guy destroy?]

No shit.

[No argument, no denial. It'd be hard to keep up that facade anyway with the way he undoubtedly looks.]

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[video] peach_kabobs August 20 2011, 03:41:12 UTC
Oh no, Abarai-kun, are you okay?!

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[video] tearsmythroat August 20 2011, 04:39:56 UTC
[He's still alive! ...Maybe. Does that count?

But what the hell are you doing here, Hinamori? You're supposed to be far away from anything labeled as potentially crazy.]

Jus' peachy.

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Re: [video] peach_kabobs August 20 2011, 06:59:53 UTC
[Well he isn't dead because he's making cheeky puns. That's good. She stares at him.]

I'll let Unohana-taichou you're on your way in, shall I?

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[video] tearsmythroat August 20 2011, 07:24:23 UTC
[Renji is strong like ox.]

...She's here?

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law_of_reason August 20 2011, 10:47:12 UTC
[Hm. That condition is familiar.

...Well, it's not his problem this time.]

Abarai. Anyone remember to tell you what's going on?

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tearsmythroat August 20 2011, 10:55:46 UTC
[...Joyous day.]

They've been a bit...skimpy on the details, K-Kurotsuchi-taichou.

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law_of_reason August 20 2011, 11:05:26 UTC
You're not in Hueco Mundo. Or Soul Society, or the human world. It's an entirely different reality. There's quite a few of us trapped here now.

It's not much of a problem- there's evidence that no one notices any of us are missing, so we either return at the exact moment we left, or we're some alternate version that's destroyed once we leave.

Well, no one knows the way out yet, so it's not something to worry about.

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tearsmythroat August 20 2011, 11:57:26 UTC
[...He's had about his fair share of scientists going on about this and that and he nearly drowns Mayuri out because of this experience. But he somehow manages to look interested (despite his vision swimming a bit) while Mayuri's talking.]

Sounds like fun.

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slavishly August 20 2011, 19:09:46 UTC
Abarai-fukaitaichou please give me your coordinates by pressing the yellow button on the communicator.

[ She notices those two names and immediately concludes that she has to tell him Szayel's dead. Or was. he was briefly alive here. ]

I will come get you.

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tearsmythroat August 20 2011, 20:29:11 UTC
Think...some other lady's gonna do that.

[He still manages to push the button, though, just in case.]

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slavishly August 21 2011, 07:40:14 UTC
If no one does arrive, please let me know.

[ aka kuukaku scares the living piss out of her she'll stay behind

I MEAN work for Mayuri > those that need help most of the times, and someone else is on it woah oh oh ]

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tearsmythroat August 21 2011, 08:03:06 UTC
Y-Yeah...sure.

[No. He probably wouldn't anyway. Mayuri scares the piss out him.]

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