Robin and Marian
Title: Robin and Marian
Length: oneshot
Pairing: Jaesu
Genre: Crack, humour
Disclaimer: Dont know
Summary: Jaejoong, Robin Hood and a greasy Su
A/n: written with phail in mind (you have been warned
"Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do I do it for you"
The soft,husky melodious voice of Bryan Adams broke through what had initially been a peaceful, quiet moment in the dongbang household.
Changmin had left half an hour earlier mumbling something about " natto, ambrosia and food of the gods..."
Yoochun and Yunho had been at the studio since early morning, leaving an empty apartment for Jaejoong to play in;
(almost empty but Jaejoong never counted Junsu... he knew the boy was wrapped around his little pinky ~ a perfectly manicured little pinky at that!)
"Aish... knew it was too good to be true"
sighing in annoyance, one perky behinded little kammo, made his way up from the comfort of the sunken leather armchair, where he had been watching an old re-run of the Kevin Costner starrer 'ROBIN HOOD'.
Waddling over to source of the cheesy love song that was currently blaring out at inhumane decibels, Junsu knocked on the door to enter into the realm of weird freakiness. (Otherwise known as Jaejoongs room)
"Why the hell is Bryan Adams disturbing my.........."
the rest of the incredibly well thought out arguement for this incessant cheesiness to cease, ended on his lips as his eyes took in the unholy sight before him.
Jaejoong
Jaejoong.... dressed in a dress
Jaejoong dressed in a long, flowing dress at that.
Green... hmm .... the dress reminded him of something but what?
A lightbulb went off as he recalled the movie he was watching.
Maid Marian
Maid Marian minus the weird ass ginger curls!
Maid Marian was now asian (korean to be precise) with poker straight, jet black hair and sporting a slightly muscled top half which was out of sync with the lithe and slim lower half.
The dress was velvet and highlighted non existent curves
It was an image of pure crack on acid
It was fucking sexy as hell!!!
whispering a small prayer of thanks to whoever it was that made 'ROBIN HOOD' and the creator that made jaejoong's freakish mind, Junsu closed the door behind him, exclaiming "ROBIN'S HERE ... LETS RIDE THROUGH THE GLEN BABY!!"
(who said Yoochun was the only one who knew how to be greasy?)
Length: oneshot
Pairing: Jaesu
Genre: Crack, humour
Disclaimer: Dont know
Summary: Jaejoong, Robin Hood and a greasy Su
A/n: written with phail in mind (you have been warned
"Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do I do it for you"
The soft,husky melodious voice of Bryan Adams broke through what had initially been a peaceful, quiet moment in the dongbang household.
Changmin had left half an hour earlier mumbling something about " natto, ambrosia and food of the gods..."
Yoochun and Yunho had been at the studio since early morning, leaving an empty apartment for Jaejoong to play in;
(almost empty but Jaejoong never counted Junsu... he knew the boy was wrapped around his little pinky ~ a perfectly manicured little pinky at that!)
"Aish... knew it was too good to be true"
sighing in annoyance, one perky behinded little kammo, made his way up from the comfort of the sunken leather armchair, where he had been watching an old re-run of the Kevin Costner starrer 'ROBIN HOOD'.
Waddling over to source of the cheesy love song that was currently blaring out at inhumane decibels, Junsu knocked on the door to enter into the realm of weird freakiness. (Otherwise known as Jaejoongs room)
"Why the hell is Bryan Adams disturbing my.........."
the rest of the incredibly well thought out arguement for this incessant cheesiness to cease, ended on his lips as his eyes took in the unholy sight before him.
Jaejoong
Jaejoong.... dressed in a dress
Jaejoong dressed in a long, flowing dress at that.
Green... hmm .... the dress reminded him of something but what?
A lightbulb went off as he recalled the movie he was watching.
Maid Marian
Maid Marian minus the weird ass ginger curls!
Maid Marian was now asian (korean to be precise) with poker straight, jet black hair and sporting a slightly muscled top half which was out of sync with the lithe and slim lower half.
The dress was velvet and highlighted non existent curves
It was an image of pure crack on acid
It was fucking sexy as hell!!!
whispering a small prayer of thanks to whoever it was that made 'ROBIN HOOD' and the creator that made jaejoong's freakish mind, Junsu closed the door behind him, exclaiming "ROBIN'S HERE ... LETS RIDE THROUGH THE GLEN BABY!!"
(who said Yoochun was the only one who knew how to be greasy?)