Comments | tearupthesky: Look, I'm not saying Damian's a stalker.

tearupthesky

Look, I'm not saying Damian's a stalker.

Jul 26, 2010 23:17

( But he saved this Kleenex you used and he said he's gonna do some kind of African voodoo on it to make you like him. )

dlew, picspam

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nobodygirl July 27 2010, 04:55:27 UTC

I never realized Damian was married to Narcissa Malfoy!!!!

tearupthesky July 27 2010, 17:54:40 UTC

YES!!!! P.S. It's depressing how many comments on Helen's articles and interviews are all, I HAVE NEVER SEEN HELEN MCCRORY IN ANYTHING SO WHO CARES IF SHE'S THE BEST ACTRESS IN THE WORLD SHE HAS BROWN HAIR AND BROWN EYES SO SHE IS NOT NARCISSA JOELY RICHARDSON FTW!!!!1!!1! She ruined the whole world just like David Thewlis.

(Except Helen used to date Rufus Sewell, who incidentally was always my dream Lupin, so, ugh.)

elterriblefizzy July 27 2010, 05:05:00 UTC

this. is. perfectly. wonderful. I love everything they choose to be. EVERYTHING.

tearupthesky July 27 2010, 17:56:30 UTC

SO. WRETCHED. ALL THE TIME. Clean your children's dirty faces, hippies! Just kidding, let them run around naked on African beaches 4-ever, I love you.

starsimpulse July 27 2010, 05:48:48 UTC

THIS HAS MADE MY ENTIRE LIFE. WHY ARE THEY SO GODDAMN DELIGHTFUL?

actually i'm incredibly impressed that you found all this stuff on them. way to be awesome. :)

tearupthesky July 27 2010, 17:57:35 UTC

Ahahaha, the word might be CREEPY, but OH, WELL. <33333

annakovsky July 27 2010, 18:01:10 UTC

omg this picspam is the best thing that has ever happened to me. HOW ARE THEY SO SEXY AND RIDICULOUS. Also I really had never realized how often she was feeling Damian up in pictures, I had always just fixated on him as the gross one when clearly SEX IS WHAT SHE IS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP FOR. You know that it was the only thing keeping her going back when he was calling himself the ginger ninja ( ... )

annakovsky July 27 2010, 18:03:11 UTC

Also, wrt the comment about how there's nothing settling down about their lives, another of my favorite things is how when Damian decided to get married and have kids, he did it in a WHIRL OF CHAOS just like how he does everything. He really should get a DNA test on Manon.

tearupthesky July 28 2010, 01:25:52 UTC

SHE IS JUST AS GROSS AS HE IS. THAT IS THE SECRET TO MARITAL BLISS.

AND, AHAHA, THE SHED HE BUILT. HE FORGOT TO PUT HIS BIKE INSIDE AND IT GOT NICKED. HE'LL FINISH IT TOMORROW.

AND I KNOW, OH MY GOD, THEIR ACTUAL FAT BABIES WITH CHOCOLATE ALL OVER THEIR FAT FACES. GET A BIG STROLLER, DOUCHEBAGS.

And oh my god, shut up, flapper Helen doing the Charleston in speakeasies. Maybe that's when she first met Damian. He thought she was the cat's pajamas.

arsenicjade July 27 2010, 19:53:11 UTC

YOU DID A PICSPAM!!! AND IT WAS AWESOME!!!!

tearupthesky July 28 2010, 01:31:10 UTC

COME HOME RIGHT NOW EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE AND I MISS YOU COME HOME COME HOME COME HOME.

arsenicjade July 28 2010, 19:08:26 UTC

LESS THAN A MONTH BABY WHAT IS WRONG??? WHY HAVE YOU NOT EMAILED ME?? I AM WORRIED NOW.

tearupthesky July 28 2010, 23:10:21 UTC

Actually nothing, except that I am just sick and tired of trying to take care of myself all alone all the time and I miss when we could take care of each other.

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