Thanks for those who wanted me to feel better ;) I'll get there eventually in body but, as you all know, I'll never be of perfectly sound mind :b
Well, it looks as if we don't need pasted-on-Gale-hedz-to-Wyatt-bods-naked-in-copper-tubs any more.
However, what I do have is an alternative B/J storyboard by Cowpoop (or I could be confusing it with bad!fic) which will actually make you thankful that Brian got testicular cancer, threw Justin out and went on a charity bike ride or you would have had to suffer through *cough* The QAF FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Fags Asses) Charity Cup
The football soccer football training season started well, with Brian showing Justin some speshul ball dribbling skills ...
"Now you know what championship rimming is"
Um, have you noticed how suggestive the design of the Coca-Cola logo is? *hee*
But then Cowpoop things on the field became a little worrying as Justin started to show off his growing ball skills ...
"For Christian Ronaldo's sake, Sunshine, put on a jockstrap or you could put someone's fucking eye out!"
Justin left to join the football club called Mpreg United. Then as Justin's confidence brain tumor grew, he went to Mpreg UnUnited and scored a spectacular goal gonad in a game against his old club, Babylon. (Being queer soccer clubs, they redesigned their outfits every season.)
However, that wasn't the end of Justin's success sanity. In the final, he played like a madman and kicked another ball away to win lose the Rings Cup and vowed never to get Mpreg again.
Justin then went away to conquer the world have major brain surgery, while his former team member continued to play for Babylon while doing victory dances badly. And that's the end of the FIFA Charity Bike Ride Cup.
Until it comes out on a craptastically designed DVD.
Good luck to everyone whether it be cheering for teams in the World Cup or anything else in your life!
Go the Socceroos.