Happy Hallowpeen! *looks like sausage links but isn't in fancy dress*
I hope everyone has their Halloweenie costumes on because we're going to go for a long stroll through the rumpy-Pumpy Patch in Pittsburgh to find the best (and worst) cock-o-lanterns! (^...^)
101 "Ten minutes...tops" trick. [Brian: "I'm just gonna give him my number." Mikey: "What did you do? Write it on your dick."]
Who needs to see Saw IV when we can see An American Predator in Pittsburgh :) That first walk through the chains and that look *rowr*
102 Butt-ering up your trick client
Not your average bathroom fuck break. It was a scene that launched a thousand couple of other scenes: Ted "helping out" a Kinnetik client in S4 and the bathroom "standoff" between Brian & Brandon in S5.
103 "Taller and shinier but still can't dance better than Brian" trick
104 "Now that's what I call a good bedside manner" trick
104 Four's not company for Brian
104 Justin beats off a tprick
105 Trick kicked instead of fucked in the ass by Brian (click the links if you have more time to spend tricking ;))
105 Justin studies a caveman drawing tricking at the art museum
105 Baby-talking-back-to-macho trick - this guy looked like actor Michael Madsen (in his Reservoir Dogs days)
105 Marvin, the "New Gay Stereotype" trick
106 Comic book store trick
Is it just me (please note more as we continue) or did a lot of gay guys dress kinda straightly grotty in the early noughties, if QaF is anything to go by? o_o
108 "What you need is a teensy pinch of cayenne pepper" Hotlanta
"Now, you can either stand around here eating Jambalaya, or you can come upstairs and eat my ass." *gets hot and bothered from cayenne pepper listening to Brian's angry southern accent*
110 Brian had other tastes apart from vanilla.
110 Brian remembers tricks when questioned by cops after the loft burglary (click). While I try to forget because they hurt my eyeballs.
111 "Gratuitous penis shot" of trick (with, sadly, "gratuitous towel shot" of Brian and "gratuitous chest rat shot" of Mikey)
112 Alley trick blowjob (click)
113 "One of the few lucky fuckers who gets fucked face-to-face with the face-of-god" Kip (and Justin plays a dirty trick on the dirty trick :))
115 Leather Ball trick who doesn't get his balls tickled when "Daddy" gets insistent (click)
116 "There are some services you can't get at an ATM" trick
117 Penguin gets devoured by snake (hey, you can groan; it's Hallowpeen *snort*)
118 Brian gets his body licked back and front and it's not by Justin!!! *gets hot and bothered* *CRIES*
One trick goes down the pleasure trail; while the other.... *faints*
Ok, it's really his chest but I have a very pervy imagination ;)
How did these extras tricks get the job pleasure of a lifetime?!!
And that's the trick's lips and tongue moving along that soft-as-a-baby's-bottom belly (excuse my mixed metaphor because it's easy to be incoherent) towards those not-so-prepubescent pubes *lip quivers*
The minds of CowLip Baths are a very dirty place. Just look at what else you can see there *blinks*
Ok, Daph can hardly be considered a trick but some fans do consider her a treat. That doesn't include Justin when you see how unpassionately he kisses her *smirk*
119 threesome which beats the cocksocks pants off other threesomes - literally :b
That's one very lucky extra's trick's cocksock to be nestled against that foot!
*clears throat* That's seriously the most realistic I've seen a blowjob get on QaF even in it's blurry glory *stares* *faints*
119 Brian's "death gives you a real hard-on" pain management technique trick (click)
120 Justin the King of Babylon Trick Stealing :)
121 Brian impresses a NY ad exec with his presentation
122 Brian makes a pretty fucking daisy chain
201 more pain management tricks (click)
202 "Citizen Kane sucks" trick (if you can peel your eyes away from the root of fun)
203 Brian dresses up for Halloween *smirk*
204 poolboy trick (click)
206 "Hmm, length cucumber vs girth zucchini" trick
Is it just my chemo-affected brain watery eyes or does this guy look a bit like Hal? *rubs eyes*
208 trick who gets the kissing brush-off but those hands still managed to brush that bush
208 "Ah, it's cold" trick. I hope Justin whispered to him: "It'll warm up" *lol*
209 Dualing tricks (including Rev. Buttfuck) at the Baths
Is B/J kissing one another while fucking others like rubbing Gale's your stomach and patting your head at the same time?
210 threesome where the trick *again* has all the fucking fun sniffing Scent of Gale Eau de Pubes!!!
*iz mesmerized by glistening sweat running down that sleek stomach and pooling in the penis!hair*
212 Another steaming pile of trick (click)
212 "Tie me up, tie me down" pre-zen!Ben
I know some people find B/B sex hot but I can't help but be a little scared (well, it's Halloween!) by the size of his head and his thighs.
215 "Juskey interruptus" tricks (click)
216 "Don't look a gift hustler in the crotch" trick
217 Brown Athletics guy shows a brown eye
218 "Hi Brian, I'm home from Vermont" trick
And since it's Halloween, I think I can find a few things to really spook you, namely something beginning with "I".
OMG, this place is so full of horror, it's turned Justin into a zombie!!!
218 "Eat the meat" trick (trick)
220 Rage fucks himself
220 post-Rage!fuck trick (click for Brian attempting to brush up on his dancing skills because he knows that's the real reason Justin left him).
301 "Brian fills his void by filling a void" trick
302 Trick who erupts like Mt Vesuvius (look at the, um, lava flow)
302 "Show me your best underwear party trick"
Now, friends, students, countrybumpkins, lend me your eyes! Please study Gale's hair below (and broad shoulders in general).
Then remember what Randy said about the body parts you sometimes see are not necessarily his or Gale's body parts.
On the left we have Gale getting as close to the cock of an extra as he will ever get (prosthesis or no prosthesis).
On the right is a body double who puts his hands down the extra's underwear. We can therefore conclude that the only underwear Gale put his hands into from this point were on Randy's body and vice versa *smirk*
303 "Blowjob on the dancefloor" trick
303 corvette phallic-symbol admiring trick (click)
304 "Going up" trick
304 "Blowjob on the dancefloor" trick redux (see 303). I wonder what the attraction is for Brian? :p
304 "You're a little young for me" trick
305 "I can be fucked right through my shirt because it's magic" trick
I promise *crosses fingers behind back* the following will be the last time I'll send shivers up your spine and not in a PLAW.
Don't worry - Strong!Justin manages to flip Ian over in the tub where he drowns in his own dirty water, 'k?
306 "Piece of blond boy ass speech" trick
307 B/J "Eyefuck" tricks
I know Brian doesn't always get great-looking tricks but why do they give Justin, when looking his most beautiful, a 5 foot bald man with a bubble butt bigger than his? :|
309 Mr 11 o'clock (I see Brian borrowed hair-styling ideas from him in S5 *shakes head*)
310 "Good cock, bad cock" trick
312 Loft orgy trick
406 "Ibitha bet" trick prospect (I hope my hair grows as long as that one day *envies*)
406 "Ball player What's up Doc" Shane
407 Justin throws a surprise trick party for Brian (but it's a complete flop - not counting one trick's penis)
408 Tatt'ed trick who can polish knobs but not repair joy sticks
501 Forget the tricks for a moment - you have to see the B/J isopraxism (body language mirroring), even when over 2,000 miles apart!!
Spooky!
The same smirk, their hands mirroring cell-phone hold....yet another example of how they are destined to be together for life!
501 LA pool party trick
501 JT fucks Connor poorman's Rage
This is really just an excuse to take another look at Randy's merkin Justin's luscious pubic hair :D
501 Babylon raid blowjob trick
502 "Hi Brian, I'm home from LA" trick
504 Couple who tricks together stays together
506 "Hairgel overdose" trick aka Brandon
506 Forklift trick & "When a better offer comes along" trick
507 "Another stupid bet" set of tricks but we can at least enjoy hair from belly button to butt crack...
...and mysterious strands of blond hair on the back of the thigh just below those beautiful dimpled cheeks.
If these are the cream of the Pittsburgh tricks then Brian should give up dairy products all together and just enjoy healthy Sunshine.
This isn't a scene from Snakes on a Plane (although it's easy to get confused in this study) but Brian fucking Alex and winning the bet.
510 "I speak with a rather crappy Aussie accent" trick
Now let's try to settle our love, hate or indifference with regard to the 100 or so tricks who have come and gone from Brian's & Justin's lives.
Poll Mirror, mirror on the backroom wall
or and
I hope that's a little healthier and longer lasting than cockpops or gummipeens :b
*goes to bed exhausted from all the tricks, licks and dicks*
101 "Ten minutes...tops" trick. [Brian: "I'm just gonna give him my number." Mikey: "What did you do? Write it on your dick."]
Who needs to see Saw IV when we can see An American Predator in Pittsburgh :) That first walk through the chains and that look *rowr*
102 Butt-ering up your trick client
Not your average bathroom fuck break. It was a scene that launched a thousand couple of other scenes: Ted "helping out" a Kinnetik client in S4 and the bathroom "standoff" between Brian & Brandon in S5.
103 "Taller and shinier but still can't dance better than Brian" trick
104 "Now that's what I call a good bedside manner" trick
104 Four's not company for Brian
104 Justin beats off a tprick
105 Trick kicked instead of fucked in the ass by Brian (click the links if you have more time to spend tricking ;))
105 Justin studies a caveman drawing tricking at the art museum
105 Baby-talking-back-to-macho trick - this guy looked like actor Michael Madsen (in his Reservoir Dogs days)
105 Marvin, the "New Gay Stereotype" trick
106 Comic book store trick
Is it just me (please note more as we continue) or did a lot of gay guys dress kinda straightly grotty in the early noughties, if QaF is anything to go by? o_o
108 "What you need is a teensy pinch of cayenne pepper" Hotlanta
"Now, you can either stand around here eating Jambalaya, or you can come upstairs and eat my ass." *gets hot and bothered from cayenne pepper listening to Brian's angry southern accent*
110 Brian had other tastes apart from vanilla.
110 Brian remembers tricks when questioned by cops after the loft burglary (click). While I try to forget because they hurt my eyeballs.
111 "Gratuitous penis shot" of trick (with, sadly, "gratuitous towel shot" of Brian and "gratuitous chest rat shot" of Mikey)
112 Alley trick blowjob (click)
113 "One of the few lucky fuckers who gets fucked face-to-face with the face-of-god" Kip (and Justin plays a dirty trick on the dirty trick :))
115 Leather Ball trick who doesn't get his balls tickled when "Daddy" gets insistent (click)
116 "There are some services you can't get at an ATM" trick
117 Penguin gets devoured by snake (hey, you can groan; it's Hallowpeen *snort*)
118 Brian gets his body licked back and front and it's not by Justin!!! *gets hot and bothered* *CRIES*
One trick goes down the pleasure trail; while the other.... *faints*
Ok, it's really his chest but I have a very pervy imagination ;)
How did these extras tricks get the job pleasure of a lifetime?!!
And that's the trick's lips and tongue moving along that soft-as-a-baby's-bottom belly (excuse my mixed metaphor because it's easy to be incoherent) towards those not-so-prepubescent pubes *lip quivers*
The minds of CowLip Baths are a very dirty place. Just look at what else you can see there *blinks*
Ok, Daph can hardly be considered a trick but some fans do consider her a treat. That doesn't include Justin when you see how unpassionately he kisses her *smirk*
119 threesome which beats the cocksocks pants off other threesomes - literally :b
That's one very lucky extra's trick's cocksock to be nestled against that foot!
*clears throat* That's seriously the most realistic I've seen a blowjob get on QaF even in it's blurry glory *stares* *faints*
119 Brian's "death gives you a real hard-on" pain management technique trick (click)
120 Justin the King of Babylon Trick Stealing :)
121 Brian impresses a NY ad exec with his presentation
122 Brian makes a pretty fucking daisy chain
201 more pain management tricks (click)
202 "Citizen Kane sucks" trick (if you can peel your eyes away from the root of fun)
203 Brian dresses up for Halloween *smirk*
204 poolboy trick (click)
206 "Hmm, length cucumber vs girth zucchini" trick
Is it just my chemo-affected brain watery eyes or does this guy look a bit like Hal? *rubs eyes*
208 trick who gets the kissing brush-off but those hands still managed to brush that bush
208 "Ah, it's cold" trick. I hope Justin whispered to him: "It'll warm up" *lol*
209 Dualing tricks (including Rev. Buttfuck) at the Baths
Is B/J kissing one another while fucking others like rubbing Gale's your stomach and patting your head at the same time?
210 threesome where the trick *again* has all the fucking fun sniffing Scent of Gale Eau de Pubes!!!
*iz mesmerized by glistening sweat running down that sleek stomach and pooling in the penis!hair*
212 Another steaming pile of trick (click)
212 "Tie me up, tie me down" pre-zen!Ben
I know some people find B/B sex hot but I can't help but be a little scared (well, it's Halloween!) by the size of his head and his thighs.
215 "Juskey interruptus" tricks (click)
216 "Don't look a gift hustler in the crotch" trick
217 Brown Athletics guy shows a brown eye
218 "Hi Brian, I'm home from Vermont" trick
And since it's Halloween, I think I can find a few things to really spook you, namely something beginning with "I".
OMG, this place is so full of horror, it's turned Justin into a zombie!!!
218 "Eat the meat" trick (trick)
220 Rage fucks himself
220 post-Rage!fuck trick (click for Brian attempting to brush up on his dancing skills because he knows that's the real reason Justin left him).
301 "Brian fills his void by filling a void" trick
302 Trick who erupts like Mt Vesuvius (look at the, um, lava flow)
302 "Show me your best underwear party trick"
Now, friends, students, countrybumpkins, lend me your eyes! Please study Gale's hair below (and broad shoulders in general).
Then remember what Randy said about the body parts you sometimes see are not necessarily his or Gale's body parts.
On the left we have Gale getting as close to the cock of an extra as he will ever get (prosthesis or no prosthesis).
On the right is a body double who puts his hands down the extra's underwear. We can therefore conclude that the only underwear Gale put his hands into from this point were on Randy's body and vice versa *smirk*
303 "Blowjob on the dancefloor" trick
303 corvette phallic-symbol admiring trick (click)
304 "Going up" trick
304 "Blowjob on the dancefloor" trick redux (see 303). I wonder what the attraction is for Brian? :p
304 "You're a little young for me" trick
305 "I can be fucked right through my shirt because it's magic" trick
I promise *crosses fingers behind back* the following will be the last time I'll send shivers up your spine and not in a PLAW.
Don't worry - Strong!Justin manages to flip Ian over in the tub where he drowns in his own dirty water, 'k?
306 "Piece of blond boy ass speech" trick
307 B/J "Eyefuck" tricks
I know Brian doesn't always get great-looking tricks but why do they give Justin, when looking his most beautiful, a 5 foot bald man with a bubble butt bigger than his? :|
309 Mr 11 o'clock (I see Brian borrowed hair-styling ideas from him in S5 *shakes head*)
310 "Good cock, bad cock" trick
312 Loft orgy trick
406 "Ibitha bet" trick prospect (I hope my hair grows as long as that one day *envies*)
406 "Ball player What's up Doc" Shane
407 Justin throws a surprise trick party for Brian (but it's a complete flop - not counting one trick's penis)
408 Tatt'ed trick who can polish knobs but not repair joy sticks
501 Forget the tricks for a moment - you have to see the B/J isopraxism (body language mirroring), even when over 2,000 miles apart!!
Spooky!
The same smirk, their hands mirroring cell-phone hold....yet another example of how they are destined to be together for life!
501 LA pool party trick
501 JT fucks Connor poorman's Rage
This is really just an excuse to take another look at Randy's merkin Justin's luscious pubic hair :D
501 Babylon raid blowjob trick
502 "Hi Brian, I'm home from LA" trick
504 Couple who tricks together stays together
506 "Hairgel overdose" trick aka Brandon
506 Forklift trick & "When a better offer comes along" trick
507 "Another stupid bet" set of tricks but we can at least enjoy hair from belly button to butt crack...
...and mysterious strands of blond hair on the back of the thigh just below those beautiful dimpled cheeks.
If these are the cream of the Pittsburgh tricks then Brian should give up dairy products all together and just enjoy healthy Sunshine.
This isn't a scene from Snakes on a Plane (although it's easy to get confused in this study) but Brian fucking Alex and winning the bet.
510 "I speak with a rather crappy Aussie accent" trick
Now let's try to settle our love, hate or indifference with regard to the 100 or so tricks who have come and gone from Brian's & Justin's lives.
Poll Mirror, mirror on the backroom wall
or and
I hope that's a little healthier and longer lasting than cockpops or gummipeens :b
*goes to bed exhausted from all the tricks, licks and dicks*