Maybe you better check whether there's been an invasion of body snatchers (or check the setting on your spam folder but I came....to annoy people again :))
circa 2011
And here's another one a fan prepared earlier (and lightly seasoned with Teary's You-Think-You-Know-But-You-Don't-Know Spice MixTM).
circa 2010
*goes into the woods at night and shouts*
WHERE'S THE OLD GALE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM????
circa 2003
Oh wait, this is the kind of stupid thing people do in horror movies *shuts up* *runs back inside* *locks door* *dials 911 network TV execs to thank them* *snort*