Figure these out

[tebear21]

Ponder these questions when you don't want to think about important stuff!

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?**What do chickens think we taste like?**What do you call a male ladybug?**What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?**When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?**Why didn't Noah swat those

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[all_remixed_up]

Why do we park in driveways? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why does no one work on labor day?

[suerbear]

I don't care enough about life to actually ponder on the pointless crap like that, but thanks for the suggestion( by the way, the answer to most of those questions, maybe even all is that the human population is nothing more than a bunch of mindless droids, brainwashed into thinking they are important. That and people suck.)

[suerbear]

OOOOhhhhh Sara, people do not suck, I am offended :( I thought they were funny because they are ironic :D You have to have something in life to laugh at, right?? The End. :D

[suerbear]

Sorry to offend you, but people do suck (technically none of those are actually ironic,I'm not trying to sound like a know it all and I am sorry if I do)

Sigh.......

[tebear21]

Oooooh Suerbear!!! I think it's time for the marionettes to kidnap you & warp your mind to give you an attitude adjustment!!! mmwaahahahahaha

the black box

[bioswatching]

planes aren't made of black-box material because its too heavy.
and one question of my own...
What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Re: the black box

[tebear21]

I was wondering where you were. I count on you to comment on my entries...even though i don't really know you. haha I noticed it had been a while.
P.S You need to update yo!