letter from toby:

[tech_girl_l]

*key: bold words are those written in pencil by toby after he printed the original letter, though before he gave it to me.*
note: letter is refering to event last night where toby was plotting an attempt to woo me and eventually kiss me while we were hanging out.

[22:45] fwugradiation: I'm still sorry D:
[22:46] fwugradiation: I was just like
[22:46]

Comments

[anonymous]

toby: i hope you know that emily tells me _everything_ including all the shit you've tried to pull this entire year of knowing her. i hope you realize that i've been quite patient with you, and in fact quite passive (most boyfriends would have kicked your ass the first or second time you've done/said stupid shit). you honestly don't know half about anything that you think you know, especially in the matter of life. and that's not you're fault, you're a sophomore. your high school mind can simply not understand the situation at hand. i've fucked up, no doubt. but you need to realize that i am not this evil awful kid who doesn't deserve anything. you are in over your head.

now. heed my words. i will not forgive another misstep by you.

[anonymous]

ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE

[simonbob]

Heh, seriously, that was me. Just wanted to get a screenshot for the lulz.

...Say, you must be that guy who went to college and cheated on your girlfriend! In fact I heard it happened more than once. I guess she's right, once really isn't enough for guys.

Also: telling someone in high school that they don't know anything when you yourself were there only a few months ago? Hilarious. You must've had some kind of radical consciousness-expanding experience over the summer to suddenly become the lord of brilliance from whom all intellect flows downward onto the peons of the public education system. I'm surprised you're not already running a Fortune 500 company or writing the great American novel!

Anyway, don't worry about it. The important thing is that you've got a great gal from whom you can reap infinite amounts of forgiveness, no matter how many transgressions you commit. Have your cake and eat it, too.

[emilyami]

QUICK SOMEONE DO A FOX SPECIAL

kk

[anonymous]

1. i took a year off, learned a lot
2. yes, you realize tons of shit immediately at college.
3. i don't even know why i'm trying to defend myself. it doesn't even matter what your opinions are of me, and even if they did matter, i couldn't change them.

4. ok so maybe it was a little sensational, but i still stand by the gist of my arguments