Ganked from
allah_sulu because I was having fun with
his version. How many of these songs can you name, along with the artist and/or source? (Using Google or other search engines is, of course, forbidden.) Comments are screened so that you can still try to guess even after the first person got it right, and I'll post the answers (with video links where applicable) later.
(I will only list the person who got it right first, except for partial credit/full credit situations. However, after I post the answers, I'll come back and unscreen all comments here so you can see how many you got correct even if you weren't the first.)
1. Says the barkeep to his brother Rom, "Do you ear what I ear?" -
allah_sulu 2. And you friend, what's your handle? Don - Two Thumbs Don! -
allah_sulu 3. And so it must be, and so it is written, on the doorway to paradise, that those who falter and those who fall, must pay the price! -
allah_sulu 4. Preacher said, "Well, I reckon that would that be ok. The good Lord works in mysterious ways. I was gonna talk about Joshua, Judges and Ruth and I reckon I could do it from the DJ booth." -
yermie 5. He speaks about travel. Yeah, we think about the land. We smile like all people, feeling real tan. -
kleinzeit 6. And he throws an angry tantrum if he cannot have his way. And then he calls for Mum while he's suckin' his thumb. You see, he doesn't want to play. -
brandedeclipse (partial credit),
theferret (Full Credit)
7. Kinda looked like a Lucky or a short Pall Mall. Tastes like horse manure, but menthol. -
ducttapeavenger 8. A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline. -
ducttapeavenger 9. But there never seems to be enough time to do the things you want to do, once you find them. -
dakotawitch 10. On that ship, I dream she there. I smell that rose hangin' in her hair. -
allah_sulu 11. I begged him for his mercy with tears in my eyes. He didn't know that he just showed me paradise. -
brujah 12. But we sure had a good time when we started way back then. Morning walks and bedroom talks, oh how I loved you then. -
eyewrist 13. Traguna Macoides Tracorum Satis Dee -
kungfoogirl (partial credit) -
allah_sulu (full credit
14. Don't you know your grin has always been my sunshine; let that sunshine show.
15. Sont des mots qui vont très bien ensemble, très bien ensemble. -
brandedeclipse 16. If I seem edgy I want you to know that I never mean to take it out on you. Life has it's problems and I get my share and that's one thing I never meant to do. -
radiofreerlyeh 17. There ain't no doubt in no ones mind that loves the finest thing around, whisper something soft and kind. -
figmentj 18. Off sides and holdin, you ought a be ashamed of yourself. -
rintheamazing 19. Seekin my fame and fortune, lookin for a pot of gold. Things got bad, and things got worse, I guess you will know the tune. -
sparkfrost 20. He's nervous and anxious and filling with fear. So you would you if you hadn't done it in eight years. -
allah_sulu