"i can only express alarm bordering on dismay"

[technine]

should i be frightened that one of my roommates (i'm guessing the newer guy) brazenly left his can of "nair for men" hanging around the bathroom like it was pot smoke at a pink floyd laser light show? do i even want to know where he may want to or have to remove his hair from? hm, maybe he's going to sell the hair off his dome as a wig, to make

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[anatolebones]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SETH THIS IS PURRRRRE GENIOUS!

[technine]

why thank you! fitting title for me by the way. i once at a party took a poll to see what memeber of the wu tang i'd be, if i were a wu-member. my friend made a profound argument for why i'd be the gza aka "the genius". alot of people said ghostface killah, and i guess i can see that because i have the same kind of raw flows, but i'd rather be the gza/genius fo sho.

[bestdamnfaker]

only 2 things can explain this...
number one he's gay.
two, he's a male porn star.

ew.

I heart you baby!

[technine]

oh man
i hope hes not a male porn star. i mean, its the skinny dude that was outside. i think gay is more likely, except he doesnt have the pleasant fashion sense that a gay man would. oh well.
i heart you tooooooo

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[fatbabysanchez]

I like nair, so fuck you all.

[extemporaneous]

LJ is emo.

[technine]

so THATS why my spirit is so broken!

[extemporaneous]

You should add me back so I can read about all your emo-ness.

[technine]

true, i will, although i probably wont update again for a while, just not feeling lj lately