here beginnythe an accounte of diatribes most invective

[technine]

and lo it has been some time since last i updated this meagre log of my works and deeds, and what little hast there been to tell since i last dipped the e-quill to the inkwell.com and set down such records of these machinations! yet transpireth yesterday an incident so Vexing and Foule that it were thought to be the very intrigues and weavings of

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[fearbeforesucks]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. this is the most amazing post i have ever read.

you need to come up here seth. we need to have an IM conversation about this.

[technine]

why thank you my good sir!!! that is high praise indeed and nonpareil in these realms. i want to come up there...but i seriously have no shillings or pence to do so at the moment. perhaps after i get all rowdy on these ruffians i will sell off their 'nugs' and use the proceeds to come up there.

[imyrsalwysn4evr]

hahahahaha i think that you should bring the hxc kids over
and have them fight the bros
and make it all not posi

[technine]

hahahah i'll fly you out here, and get my chula friends to drive up, and we'll just start punching EVERYONE. it'll be the most not posi thing ever seen!

[canthrowdown]

with a bit of hardy's eloquent techniques... and elliot's intruding narratorship... oh.. and the sweet mention of our dear baudelaire... Class A, indeed.

i hope your dirty ass roommates clean up their shit. i think you should mace them if they don't.

[technine]

that is where you come in, my dear. thank you for the commendable comments to my essay, but i request that since you are in the Old Country right now, where disputes were settled by field combat, that you requesition a mace or some other sort of bludgeoning tool, and lend me use of such weaponry in order to enforce the law of the land on these people!

[canthrowdown]

would my big black cock suffice?

[technine]

if it contains spikes and is suitable for beating people...then yes. i cant help but think of that classic scene from "a clockwork orange" now.

[the_other_emily]

you are the most rediculous person i know.

[technine]

thats "ridiculous", i believe.

[canthrowdown]

haha.

[bestdamnfaker]

rude rude rude. correcting her spelling. and shes right..you're ridiculous.

[isavedspanishx]

i need your myspace link again! and i need some conversation with you in my life

[technine]

www.myspace.com/libertineidol

and i havent been on aim much although my away message has, best time to catch me is in the evenings. how have you been? i miss talkin to you!