my last phone bill was an exorbitant 138 dollars. unlike the misfits, i am NOT 138. i'm the kind of guy who might go raise hell to t-mobile and see if they can drop it down, even though i probably did use that many minutes. needless to say, if you call me during the daytime, i probably wont answer. nothing personal, its just that my minutes are ( Read more... )

i kept getting awoken by my roommate's 311 ringtone this morning ( Read more... )

jenny lewis march 3rd, i'm more excited about this than the upcoming cursed/cephalic carnage/number twelve shows, which just goes to show how mellow of a dude i have become. a mellow dude who is facing night two of insomnia, indeed!

yes, as if the entire life history of myself wasnt enough to consolidate this information in your minds, i come bearing new evidence of my own nerdiness. ive been up since 5 am, functioning on a mere 3 hours of repose, and instead of thinking of how tired i am, the only words that have come to my mind for the past long stretch of time have been " ( Read more... )

last night, after hanging out with corry at the nashville pussy show, i come home...step to my front door to open it...and realize that i have stepped in a large pool of vomit, considerately deposited on the doorstep. or all over the doorstep. i truly live in a bro house.

i just walked out of my house with the worst combination since trying to mix reggae with hip hop...maybe even worse than bagels and ketchup...i was seriously wearing crocs with socks. i'm glad i caught myself before going to say, an elegant ball or a presentation of the nobel prize. that would have just been embarrassing. before you say, "not as ( Read more... )

while i never thought that responding to the semi-asinine queries of my psych 1 students could somehow get old, somehow i began to get annoyed last night at about the 20th email asking me "whats going to be on the exam?" and "what chapters do we have to read?" i just kept using the same copy and paste response referring them to the syllabus and ( Read more... )

i just downloaded a bunch of old crust and powerviolence that i thoroughly enjoyed maybe 6-8 years ago, haha this is amazing. i actually have a charles bronson backpatch that i feel like sewing on a hoodie now. and then maybe studding a vest and charging my hair, its been a while. i'm also learning alot from the inspiring lyrics of aus-rotten, ( Read more... )

"Enter stoned paravex ( Read more... )

""You will stay a hyena, etc...," shouts the demon who once crowned me with such pretty poppies. "Seek death with all your desires, and all selfishness, and all the Seven Deadly Sins.""
-Arthur Rimbaud, A Season in Hell

I came into some money tonight.

I'm goin to fucking vegas tomorrow.