So, I was walking around after my class in the Electrical Engineering/Mechanical Engineering building (connects to Dana and Sloan halls, and the three of them are geek central on campus), and I saw this on someone's T-shirt. Fortunately, he was holding still for long enough that I got it down (slight innuendo):
Software engineers do it on their desktops
Computer engineers do it with the best hardware
Electrical engineers do it with little resistance
Power engineers do it in three phases
Security engineers do it with protection
Wireless engineers do it from miles away
Network engineers do it in big groups
Test engineers do it until it breaks
Field engineers do it outdoors
Digital design engineers do it off and on
Analog engineers do it the old-fashioned way
System engineers help everyone do it together
I was, of course, inspired to add some of my own:
Mechanical engineers do it with great precision
Aerospace engineers do it high