Edited after last night....
When I'm bored I sometimes like to do surveys about things like
THOUSANDS HAVE TAKEN IT, SO LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT, YOU DRUNKEN BASTARD! IF YOU ANSWER 'NO' TO NUMBER ONE, THEN THERE IS NO NEED TO KEEP GOING. BUT IF YOU ANSWER 'YES', THEN LET THE ANSWERS ROLL!!!!!
1. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK?
Of course.
2. HOW OLD WERE YOU THE FIRST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?
Ha ha like 17 :/ I was a late bloomer...
3. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN/GIVEN DIGITS WHILE INTOXICATED?
More likely than not, though I can't recall a specific time.
4. HAVE YOU EVER DRUNK DIALED'?
Oh I enjoy it thoroughly. In fact, just the other day listened to a drunken message I left Mike on Cinco de Mayo and it was classic. And it seems I left an interesting message for Jamie last night.
5. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK IN FRONT OF FAMILY MEMBERS?
At my cousin's wedding.
6. HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT YOU WERE DRUNK?
Nah not so much. Only to like sign in at the desk of a friend's dorm or something, but those people don't even care I'm pretty sure.
7. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED FOR ANY ALCOHOL RELATED CRIME?
Nope :)
8. HAVE YOU EVER HOOKED-UP WITH SOMEONE WHILE DRUNK?
Ha ha yeah....
9. EVER FORGOT THEIR NAME?
Nah.
10. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE DRUNK?
Last night.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A DRUNKEN BINGE?
Nah. A drinking binge, but not a drunken one. Try 4 outta the last 6 nights.
12. DO YOU NEED ALCOHOL TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?
No but it certainly helps.
13. WHAT KIND OF ALCOHOL GETS YOU THE MOST INTOXICATED?
uuh whatever has the highest alcohol content..just check the bottle
^^ that was there from whoever took the survey before Bo, and it's completely true.
14. FAVORITE LIQUOR:
Ha ha ha tequilla. Oh craziness.
15. FAVORITE BEER:
Corona, Sam Adams, Guinness, and you gotta love the Boh.
16. HAVE YOU EVER WOKEN UP AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING AND FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE STILL DRUNK?
At like 7am, but then I just went back to sleep and was fine when I woke up for good.
17. HAVE YOU EVER SWAM DRUNK?
No but that might be kinda cool. I DID work at the pool today with a slight hangover, which was unfortunate.
18. WHAT KIND OF A DRUNK ARE YOU?
Ridiculous.
19. IS ALCOHOL LIKE "TRUTH SERUM" TO YOU?
Yessir.
20. FAVORITE DRINKING PARTNERS:
Whoever's fun. Anyone and everyone basically.
21. FAVORITE BAR?
Meh don't go to bars yet...cuz it wouldn't be fun without my friends.
22. HAVE YOU EVER COMPLETELY BLACKED OUT?
YES. :D
23. HAVE YOU EVER PUKED FROM DRINKING?
Oh all the time. If you know me you know how much I throw up.
24. HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE 'CRYING DRUNKS'?
Fuck no.
25. CAN YOU STILL DO PHYSICAL ACTIVITY WHILE INTOXICATED?
If by physical activity you mean stumble around, and apparently pole dance and kick friends in their shins...then yes.
26. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN INTO A DRUNKEN FIGHT?
Nah but I've always wanted to just for fun. Steve and I sparred last night, and that was pretty cool.
27. WHO IS THE MOST ANNOYING DRUNK THAT YOU KNOW?
No one pops to mind...which is good.
28. WHO IS THE MOST FLIRTATIOUS DRUNK?
Beats me.
30. HAVE YOU RECEIVED A BOOTY CALL?
Nah.
31. FUNNIEST DRUNKEN SCENE:
I heard me kicking Christina while I was pole dancing was pretty classic...
32. FAVORITE SONG(S) ABOUT DRINKING:
"Irish Drinking Song" - Buck-O-Nine, "Pints of Guinness Make You Stronger" - Against Me!, "Seven Drunken Nights" - Flogging Molly, "The Irish Rover" - The Pogues, and basically any Dropkick Murphys song makes me feel like drinking and being rowdy.
34. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIT ON BY SOMEONE DECENTLY OLDER?
Ha ha nah not really.
35. WHAT'S THE WORST 'BUZZ KILL'?
Cops.
36. HAVE YOU EVER DATED A BARTENDER OR BOUNCER OR COCKTAIL WAITRESS?
Not yet.
37. DO YOU EVER SAY TO YOURSELF, "FUCK, I NEED A BEER"?
Everyday. Ha ha that sounds alcoholic, but I like the taste of a good beer.
38. DO STRANGERS EVER BUY YOU DRINKS?
Well people who were strangers before the first time I drank with them....cuz Gizzi bought me a shot once.
39. HAVE YOU EVER DRANK TOO MUCH?
You can never drink too much....unless you die.
40. IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU REFUSE TO DRINK?
I'm not a huge fan of like whiskey and such, but I'll drink it sometimes.
41. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK ON A PLANE?
Nah, doesn't sound fun.
42. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN DRUNK DURING THE DAY?
Of course.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO RUN FROM THE COPS AND LEAVE THE BEER BEHIND?
Nope, thank God.
44. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DRINKING GAME
Ruit. Or maybe "Drink the Beer." Ha ha.
45. HAVE YOU EVER INJURED YOURSELF WHILE DRUNK?
See: sprained ankle on Cinco de Mayo. Good times. I also cut my leg last night from falling/crawling up Theresa's cellar steps I think.
46. WHAT'S THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE THING THAT YOU HAVE DONE WHILE YOU WERE DRUNK?
See #45.
47. EVER BEEN DRUNK AT A CONCERT?
Word. Pregaming concerts is the only way to go.
48. IS THIS SURVEY GETTING TOO LONG?
Sort of.
49. ARE YOU READY FOR THE LAST QUESTION?
Lay it on me!
50. WHY DO YOU DRINK?
Why not?
THOUSANDS HAVE TAKEN IT, SO LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT, YOU DRUNKEN BASTARD! IF YOU ANSWER 'NO' TO NUMBER ONE, THEN THERE IS NO NEED TO KEEP GOING. BUT IF YOU ANSWER 'YES', THEN LET THE ANSWERS ROLL!!!!!
1. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK?
Of course.
2. HOW OLD WERE YOU THE FIRST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK?
Ha ha like 17 :/ I was a late bloomer...
3. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN/GIVEN DIGITS WHILE INTOXICATED?
More likely than not, though I can't recall a specific time.
4. HAVE YOU EVER DRUNK DIALED'?
Oh I enjoy it thoroughly. In fact, just the other day listened to a drunken message I left Mike on Cinco de Mayo and it was classic. And it seems I left an interesting message for Jamie last night.
5. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK IN FRONT OF FAMILY MEMBERS?
At my cousin's wedding.
6. HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO COVER UP THE FACT THAT YOU WERE DRUNK?
Nah not so much. Only to like sign in at the desk of a friend's dorm or something, but those people don't even care I'm pretty sure.
7. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED FOR ANY ALCOHOL RELATED CRIME?
Nope :)
8. HAVE YOU EVER HOOKED-UP WITH SOMEONE WHILE DRUNK?
Ha ha yeah....
9. EVER FORGOT THEIR NAME?
Nah.
10. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE DRUNK?
Last night.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A DRUNKEN BINGE?
Nah. A drinking binge, but not a drunken one. Try 4 outta the last 6 nights.
12. DO YOU NEED ALCOHOL TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?
No but it certainly helps.
13. WHAT KIND OF ALCOHOL GETS YOU THE MOST INTOXICATED?
uuh whatever has the highest alcohol content..just check the bottle
^^ that was there from whoever took the survey before Bo, and it's completely true.
14. FAVORITE LIQUOR:
Ha ha ha tequilla. Oh craziness.
15. FAVORITE BEER:
Corona, Sam Adams, Guinness, and you gotta love the Boh.
16. HAVE YOU EVER WOKEN UP AFTER A NIGHT OF DRINKING AND FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE STILL DRUNK?
At like 7am, but then I just went back to sleep and was fine when I woke up for good.
17. HAVE YOU EVER SWAM DRUNK?
No but that might be kinda cool. I DID work at the pool today with a slight hangover, which was unfortunate.
18. WHAT KIND OF A DRUNK ARE YOU?
Ridiculous.
19. IS ALCOHOL LIKE "TRUTH SERUM" TO YOU?
Yessir.
20. FAVORITE DRINKING PARTNERS:
Whoever's fun. Anyone and everyone basically.
21. FAVORITE BAR?
Meh don't go to bars yet...cuz it wouldn't be fun without my friends.
22. HAVE YOU EVER COMPLETELY BLACKED OUT?
YES. :D
23. HAVE YOU EVER PUKED FROM DRINKING?
Oh all the time. If you know me you know how much I throw up.
24. HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE 'CRYING DRUNKS'?
Fuck no.
25. CAN YOU STILL DO PHYSICAL ACTIVITY WHILE INTOXICATED?
If by physical activity you mean stumble around, and apparently pole dance and kick friends in their shins...then yes.
26. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN INTO A DRUNKEN FIGHT?
Nah but I've always wanted to just for fun. Steve and I sparred last night, and that was pretty cool.
27. WHO IS THE MOST ANNOYING DRUNK THAT YOU KNOW?
No one pops to mind...which is good.
28. WHO IS THE MOST FLIRTATIOUS DRUNK?
Beats me.
30. HAVE YOU RECEIVED A BOOTY CALL?
Nah.
31. FUNNIEST DRUNKEN SCENE:
I heard me kicking Christina while I was pole dancing was pretty classic...
32. FAVORITE SONG(S) ABOUT DRINKING:
"Irish Drinking Song" - Buck-O-Nine, "Pints of Guinness Make You Stronger" - Against Me!, "Seven Drunken Nights" - Flogging Molly, "The Irish Rover" - The Pogues, and basically any Dropkick Murphys song makes me feel like drinking and being rowdy.
34. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HIT ON BY SOMEONE DECENTLY OLDER?
Ha ha nah not really.
35. WHAT'S THE WORST 'BUZZ KILL'?
Cops.
36. HAVE YOU EVER DATED A BARTENDER OR BOUNCER OR COCKTAIL WAITRESS?
Not yet.
37. DO YOU EVER SAY TO YOURSELF, "FUCK, I NEED A BEER"?
Everyday. Ha ha that sounds alcoholic, but I like the taste of a good beer.
38. DO STRANGERS EVER BUY YOU DRINKS?
Well people who were strangers before the first time I drank with them....cuz Gizzi bought me a shot once.
39. HAVE YOU EVER DRANK TOO MUCH?
You can never drink too much....unless you die.
40. IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU REFUSE TO DRINK?
I'm not a huge fan of like whiskey and such, but I'll drink it sometimes.
41. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DRUNK ON A PLANE?
Nah, doesn't sound fun.
42. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN DRUNK DURING THE DAY?
Of course.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO RUN FROM THE COPS AND LEAVE THE BEER BEHIND?
Nope, thank God.
44. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DRINKING GAME
Ruit. Or maybe "Drink the Beer." Ha ha.
45. HAVE YOU EVER INJURED YOURSELF WHILE DRUNK?
See: sprained ankle on Cinco de Mayo. Good times. I also cut my leg last night from falling/crawling up Theresa's cellar steps I think.
46. WHAT'S THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE THING THAT YOU HAVE DONE WHILE YOU WERE DRUNK?
See #45.
47. EVER BEEN DRUNK AT A CONCERT?
Word. Pregaming concerts is the only way to go.
48. IS THIS SURVEY GETTING TOO LONG?
Sort of.
49. ARE YOU READY FOR THE LAST QUESTION?
Lay it on me!
50. WHY DO YOU DRINK?
Why not?