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[technopathics]

Zombies aren't real. It's physically impossible for them to be.

People will believe anything if enough people talk. My mom always told me that.

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[iamjoeslife]

I think I like your mom.

[technopathics]

A lot of guys do.

[iamjoeslife]

She sounds hot.

[technopathics]

She was very pretty.

[evolveyourself]

Don't I know you from somewhere?

[technopathics]

Yeah. My mom hit you in the face with a parking meter.

[evolveyourself]

Oh yeah.

That.

Where is she?

[technopathics]

Dead.

[technopathics]

If zombies were real, I think they'd have more important things to worry about.

[technopathics]

There's medical evidence to prove otherwise.

[goldenavenger]

The lousy part about what is "physically impossible" is that magic doesn't answer to the laws of physics.

[technopathics]

Magic isn't real either. It's all optical illusions.

[goldenavenger]

If only that was true.

[technopathics]

I'm pretty sure it is true.

[symmachy]

Your mother is very smart. Is she with you?

[technopathics]

No. She's not here anymore.

[symmachy]

I am very sorry.

You shouldn't wander without a guardian.

[technopathics]

I shouldn't talk to strangers either, but I'm doing that.