Comcast on Demand -- or why I will fail school
Wonderous Gifts Hidden in Comcast on Demand (sort of like TiVo but you don't get to decide what was prerecorded), a list
1.) Exercise TV -- all kinds of random cardio and noncardio workouts which are great. Today I did one by a playboy bunny. She was so perky. So ungodly perky. She was also really naked. I do not understand this.
2.) Dance Lessons: I made Erik swing dance a whole five minutes. Then I learned from "Club Divas" how do stick out my booty. I already knew how to do this, but hey.
3.) Random TV Series. Which means I can now watch "The Girl Next Door" Which is some kind of Playboy Mansion miniseries. They have arcade games. And pool. And it's reality TV, about picking the 55th Anniversary Playmate.
While this could easily be bad for one's self-esteem, since handpicking the most beautiful girls in the universe, they're not actually like super thin, they're a nice ideal to be like, that' that is the insert bodypart here I want. It's actually rather motivating.
It also makes me want to take naked photo shoots.
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Did you know they blurr out anuses. Did they used to do that? They blurr out breasts, but that's nothing new. But butts? What the heck?
I will say this, the ones with real breasts have nice breasts. I don't even like breasts. That perverted old man knows his empire. Random thought -- who will inherit this empire? Does that man have kid? Could this be a Star Wars spoof? Jack I am yooor father, join me and inherit the porn empire.
Anyway, school starts tomorrow, that's exciting. I'm a fan of the first day of school. I may or may not be having a small identity crisis, still considering it. I want to own some exciting wonderous piece of clothing that I like ridiculous hot in that is just for me and cost too much money, but so far practicality is winning.
1.) Exercise TV -- all kinds of random cardio and noncardio workouts which are great. Today I did one by a playboy bunny. She was so perky. So ungodly perky. She was also really naked. I do not understand this.
2.) Dance Lessons: I made Erik swing dance a whole five minutes. Then I learned from "Club Divas" how do stick out my booty. I already knew how to do this, but hey.
3.) Random TV Series. Which means I can now watch "The Girl Next Door" Which is some kind of Playboy Mansion miniseries. They have arcade games. And pool. And it's reality TV, about picking the 55th Anniversary Playmate.
While this could easily be bad for one's self-esteem, since handpicking the most beautiful girls in the universe, they're not actually like super thin, they're a nice ideal to be like, that' that is the insert bodypart here I want. It's actually rather motivating.
It also makes me want to take naked photo shoots.
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Did you know they blurr out anuses. Did they used to do that? They blurr out breasts, but that's nothing new. But butts? What the heck?
I will say this, the ones with real breasts have nice breasts. I don't even like breasts. That perverted old man knows his empire. Random thought -- who will inherit this empire? Does that man have kid? Could this be a Star Wars spoof? Jack I am yooor father, join me and inherit the porn empire.
Anyway, school starts tomorrow, that's exciting. I'm a fan of the first day of school. I may or may not be having a small identity crisis, still considering it. I want to own some exciting wonderous piece of clothing that I like ridiculous hot in that is just for me and cost too much money, but so far practicality is winning.