Best thing I've read on the internet today

[technotaoist]

But the sequel... I'm pretty sure if you give me Reloaded and Revolutions and a knife, I can cut you a lone, 100-minute Matrix sequel that would flatten your balls.

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[anonymous]

"Oh noes, the machines are coming to get us! What shall we do?"

"I know, let's hold a rave, and rub all our sweaty bodies together!"

I'm still thinking the people underground should have been the real renegade AI machines, and the machines above were controlled by the flesh humans.