[audio][locked from hostiles not counting the hostiles who are his friends]

[techsavytabby]

I'm awake...or more precisely I'm coherent. Apparently it doesn't take alot of pain medication to keep me loopy.

TA has deemed it fit to paint my claws pink.

With glitter.

*Ahem* My sincerest apologies to those I troubled on my birth-

-on the twelfth.

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[guardianofearth]

Your birth...?

[And then something clicks in her head.]

Wait a second, it was your birthday?! Umm... umm...

I'm sorry Alyssa messed up your birthday, I'll try try to make it up to you...

[techsavytabby]

*Cough*

It's not your fault Miria nor is it Alyssa's...the day itself doesn't hold much appeal for me.

[guardianofearth]

But, but that's not fair to you. Your birthday should be happy time for you! I'm not going to let someone like Alyssa mess that up!

In one ear out the other...

[techsavytabby]

...Miria I do hate to be a wet blanket but that day was spoiled about a year before the war machine of a sister fried me.

[drunkkareoke]

[Tired Haku is tired. Kid!Greg had her running around all day.]

Hey Kats... glad to hear you're doing okay...

[techsavytabby]

As well as can be hoped, better then I would be without the help you sent thank you.

I've been catching up on the network...it appears you've got your hands full.

[drunkkareoke]

Any time...

Uhg. You have no idea... Greg-nii is so HYPER! Lance-nii thought he'd been kidnapped and convinced Nick-nii he didn't speak English... Sabine is the age she was when she had her accident, so that's just a mess in it's own right...

[groaaaan] I. Hate. Viruses.

[techsavytabby]

Do you have any assistance or is it all on you?

[fasternlightbot]

Kats! 'Bout time you woke up. Man, any longer and I might have had to take it out on that egg lady.

[techsavytabby]

Egg lady...?

Yes...thank you for your timely intervention Quickman. It seems my constitution held out just long enough. A second more and I was likely to be a furry smudge on the street from that wretched woman.

[fasternlightbot]

There was a lady holding an egg that I told to watch over you since I couldn't stick around the hospital without the risk of getting captured.

Anyway, if you're feeling up to it, there's a few things we need to talk about.

[techsavytabby]

Oh Doctor Tenenbaum, yes I'd prefer if you not harm her, she is a friend of mine.

*Sigh* I imagine we do.

[Locked]

Alright...have at me.

[drillsforhands]

Ah, you know Quick Man?

*here has a virusedCrash, Kats*

Kats does his homework~

[techsavytabby]

Indeed I do Crashman, I know you as well.

It would seem I have the extreme misfortune to wake up in the middle of a virus.

Smart kitty~

[drillsforhands]

Hm.

That is what Quick Man kept insisting, although my systems are running perfectly. It is unfortunate that you have been hospitalized, is there anything that I could help you with while you recover?

[techsavytabby]

Ah yes I can understand your confusion allow me to explain.

You have been relocated to a world known as the Digital World, it is made completely of Data so at this point and time you're very existence, your body, hardware and software are all composed of Data in this massive computer.

As such when the big computer becomes infected, malfunctions or has a proverbial slipped gear, random masses of data become corrupted or "Virused" You at the moment appear to be suffering from such a state.

Simply put...you wouldn't know you were virused in this particular case. I suggest trusting the word of your fellow bots as...well to you I am just a stranger.

I do however have record of the two of us conversing many times, as well as some repair jobs I have done on yourself, Quickman, Flashman and others.

[stop_flashtime]

If you see Flash before this virus wears off, I highly advise you to stay away from him. He's being really strange and annoying. I know he's been using his weapon on me and he's licked me. It's really disturbing.

[techsavytabby]

...well...that's unexpected.

I appreciate your advanced warning.

[stop_flashtime]

He keeps poking me and calling me a drone. It's annoying. Quick won't even go anywhere near him right now.

No problem. I'm just trying to keep him out of trouble.