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[ted__hughes]

Today, I wrote a new poem. I call it, "The Tiger and the Princess". Here in the English countryside there aren't many tigers. It is a psychological tiger, a symbol of the predatory side of myself which feeds on princesses. But it is not my fault I tell you!

I checked the dial on the gas stove exactly 330,457 times today. I had to make sure it was

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[ludaxo]

gold!

[ted__hughes]

I'll be in reclaimingplath and sextonpoetry.

[ted__hughes]

unless, of course, they ban me.

[ted__hughes]

and e_b_browning. Unless she bans me as well.

It's hard being a friendly (and o so friendly, if you know what I mean!) ghost! In fact, I'm sort of like Casper, except more.... *thinks* ... dangerous.

[ted__hughes]

Or I realize there is already a Ted Hughes out there and I drink myself to another death by whiskey sour. *falls drunk on the floor*

[teddyhughes]

I'll mix one for you right now, if you'd like.

[ted__hughes]

Who's your daddy? Thats' right. I am. Now let's chat eachother up at the pub. I am an older, wiser and more degraded and dissolute you (newly come from a time warp designed by the literati in the year 3002 with a genius plot to keep you from leaving Sylvia Plath thereby preserving her life so that she leaves a longer precious legacy), so pay attention. You could learn some things, son.

[opheliablue]

I want to be your friend you murderer.

I have never blamed you for anything you complete bastard.

I will not ban you from sextonpoetry you wanker.

I think you are such a despicable man that this LiveJournal town is big enough for two of you. Besides, teddyhughes stole his name from my teddy bear, although he had his journal before I gave my teddy bear that name.