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[ted__hughes]

It appears I am getting a handle on (ha! PUN! No wonder I am the Poet Laureate. *looks in mirror* Ahh I am so beautiful.) that whole materialization thing. I realized this after my 23rd orgasm with _emilydickinson last night. Now I can grasp whatever the hell I want. Oh Yeah. Lookout, pretty lady poets, here I come!

I only checked the gas stove 13,333 times today

Comments

[opheliablue]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA etc

[anne_bradstreet]

Hey, you're on my friends list aren't you? HI! :)

[opheliablue]

If you're talking to me (as opposed to being naive and not using the correct comment button) I have never heard of you before.

Most people haven't.

I'm sorry, someone had to say it.

[anne_bradstreet]

This is the thanks I get for buying you 300 icons? Well, if you ever expect me to do that again you can just forget about it!

[robert_browning]

Come now, old chap -- you haven't done anything wrong. Stiff upper lip!

[ted__hughes]

I haven't? *thinks*

Nah, I'm a bastard alright.

[_bob__]

I really recommend that you start getting into yoga and self-help books, man.

It is not good for a person to hate themselves so much.

I used to hate myself because I killed Laura Palmer and others in Twin Peaks, but now I am a changed person.

I love and approve of myself.

I say that 100 times a day in front of the mirror.

Try it.

*HUGZ*

[ted__hughes]

You killed Laura Palmer? I never found out since I could never sit through an episode of that confounded show even if I was high as a kite.

[ted__hughes]

LOL! I dont know how you found your journal either, because I posted in a community not in your journal. And for your information, I am Ted Hughes, the husband of the "Plath" in "hotterthanplath". They made a movie about us with Gwynneth Paltrow, and she won a Pullitzer Prize (Plath, not Paltrow that is). You might want to try really reading poetry while you write it. Just a tip.

But I promise I won't bother you anymore.

[poiplepixie]

I don't write poetry.

[ted__hughes]

Well, I am a slut but I didn't know that zoos ate. So technically it would be impossible to feed me to one.

Ha! Wriggled out of another one didn't I? Oh Yeah.

[ted__hughes]

Oooooooh I get it.

WHY DO ALL THE WOMEN AROUND HERE ONLY WANT ME FOR MY BODY!I HAVE A MIND TOO!

*weeps*