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[teddifunken]

So I happened to be out having dinner, when I remembered that we needed milk for tomorrow, so I searched for the small convenience store that I knew was in the area but had never before visited. I didn't want to go to the market, you see, because it's a longish walk and it was getting late. So I poke around a little, but to no avail. Now, the

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[shunrai]

Man, that's way better than the conversations I have with my mom.

[teddifunken]

Wait, better like, more entertaining, or better like, your mom says worse stuff to you?

[shunrai]

Better like more entertaining. And my mom's usually like "I heard about this great retreat you should go on! I think it'll really help you discover your purpose!" rather than "I want you to go out and party!"

[teddifunken]

Haha, my mom usually says stuff like that, that's why this conversation caught me off guard. I think she's, like, worried about me or somethin.

[buburubu]

Yeah, the conversations I usually have with your mom generally go more like

JOE'S MOM: Ohh, yes, yes, right there!
BEN: Bitch why you always talk at me while I'm workin'?
JOE'S MOM: OH! OH! OH!
BEN: Hrnf.
JOE'S MOM: *gasping, unintelligible murmurs*
BEN: Here's a towel. Clean y'self up. *walks out*

note: I may have understated some.

[teddifunken]

Huh. I guess I walked right into that one.

[buburubu]

Kinda did. I'm not terribly unpredictable with these things.