we're speaking in bodies.
pairing: kyungsoo/baekhyun
rating: pg-13
wordcount: 555w
warnings: like, one line of dirty talk.
summary: baekhyun talks too much. kyungsoo knows just how to get him to shut up.
notes: written for this prompt over on the exopromptmeme. also what is the peanut butter incident??? we will never know. title from the 1975 - settle down. now with a prequel/sequel because you all wanted one! warnings for smut.
"But did you even see that? Did you even see that?"
"Yes, Baekhyun!" Jongdae swats at him with his hand, and lets his forehead thump against the window of the van. "Good god, don't you ever get tired?"
"I only drank two Red Bulls, what's the big deal?"
The entire van groans, including their manager, who's sitting all the way up front, but can still hear Baekhyun's incessant chattering. He doesn't envy the members. One single bit.
"The deal," says Jongin slowly, "is that everyone is trying to sleep, and you're an annoying little shit."
"Praise the gods for whoever decided to put Chanyeol on the other van," mumbles Yixing from the back, hoodie over his head and earphones a tangled mess around his neck. "Five is enough here already, with Baekhyun."
Baekhyun merely shrugs. "We're going to reach the dorms in twenty minutes anyway."
"Twenty more minutes," groans Jongdae, and he buries his head in Jongin's shoulder. "Someone help us."
Baekhyun's just about to open his mouth to let more words fly, when Kyungsoo calmly leans over, and whispers something into Baekhyun's ear, before returning to his previous position.
There's a slight pause, but then Baekhyun is settling back into his seat, cheeks flushed, and his lips are tightly pursed together.
"Woah," says Jongin, "what did you say to him?"
"None of your business," says Kyungsoo, putting his earphones in, and he nods off soon after.
Baekhyun, on the other hand, is suddenly quiet and demure and very much unlike his usual self.
"What did he say?" whispers Yixing, and the other two shrug, minds attempting to come up with the answer. "A threat?"
"Maybe blackmail," says Jongdae in a low voice, "you guys know about that time with the peanut butter, right?"
"What if he's withholding sex or something?"
All three of them turn to look at Kyungsoo and Baekhyun.
Baekhyun glares at them.
Kyungsoo snores softly.
"Maybe not," whispers Jongin, and they all return to their discussion.
By the time the van has reached the dorms, they still haven't gotten an answer out of Baekhyun, nor Kyungsoo, and they just leave it.
Kyungsoo, on the other hand, comes up behind Baekhyun as they're entering the building, and murmurs, "I told you to behave, didn't I?"
Baekhyun shivers noticeably, and nods shakily at Kyungsoo, who looks pleased.
"Good." With that, Kyungsoo wanders off to his room.
"So," comes a voice behind him, and Baekhyun nearly jumps. "What was it that made you shut up?"
Baekhyun rolls his eyes. "You weren't even in the van, how would you know he said anything?"
"Please," chortles Chanyeol, "it's obvious. You're blushing redder than Kris' lucky underwear."
"Am not!" Baekhyun glares at him. "Go away."
"Tell me first," wheezes Chanyeol, putting on his best kicked-puppy face, and Baekhyun sighs, knowing he's going to regret this.
Baekhyun's about to open his mouth to let more words fly, when Kyungsoo leans over from where he's sitting beside Baekhyun, and his breath tickles the skin under Baekhyun's ear as he whispers, "One spanking for every single word you say."
Chanyeol snickers. "Kinky."
"Shut up," says Baekhyun, "or I'll tell everyone about the peanut butter incident."
Chanyeol immediately clams up, and runs away.
Baekhyun snickers. "Loser."
There's a cough from behind him. Kyungsoo raises an eyebrow. "Still talking?"
Baekhyun zips it.
rating: pg-13
wordcount: 555w
warnings: like, one line of dirty talk.
summary: baekhyun talks too much. kyungsoo knows just how to get him to shut up.
notes: written for this prompt over on the exopromptmeme. also what is the peanut butter incident??? we will never know. title from the 1975 - settle down. now with a prequel/sequel because you all wanted one! warnings for smut.
"But did you even see that? Did you even see that?"
"Yes, Baekhyun!" Jongdae swats at him with his hand, and lets his forehead thump against the window of the van. "Good god, don't you ever get tired?"
"I only drank two Red Bulls, what's the big deal?"
The entire van groans, including their manager, who's sitting all the way up front, but can still hear Baekhyun's incessant chattering. He doesn't envy the members. One single bit.
"The deal," says Jongin slowly, "is that everyone is trying to sleep, and you're an annoying little shit."
"Praise the gods for whoever decided to put Chanyeol on the other van," mumbles Yixing from the back, hoodie over his head and earphones a tangled mess around his neck. "Five is enough here already, with Baekhyun."
Baekhyun merely shrugs. "We're going to reach the dorms in twenty minutes anyway."
"Twenty more minutes," groans Jongdae, and he buries his head in Jongin's shoulder. "Someone help us."
Baekhyun's just about to open his mouth to let more words fly, when Kyungsoo calmly leans over, and whispers something into Baekhyun's ear, before returning to his previous position.
There's a slight pause, but then Baekhyun is settling back into his seat, cheeks flushed, and his lips are tightly pursed together.
"Woah," says Jongin, "what did you say to him?"
"None of your business," says Kyungsoo, putting his earphones in, and he nods off soon after.
Baekhyun, on the other hand, is suddenly quiet and demure and very much unlike his usual self.
"What did he say?" whispers Yixing, and the other two shrug, minds attempting to come up with the answer. "A threat?"
"Maybe blackmail," says Jongdae in a low voice, "you guys know about that time with the peanut butter, right?"
"What if he's withholding sex or something?"
All three of them turn to look at Kyungsoo and Baekhyun.
Baekhyun glares at them.
Kyungsoo snores softly.
"Maybe not," whispers Jongin, and they all return to their discussion.
By the time the van has reached the dorms, they still haven't gotten an answer out of Baekhyun, nor Kyungsoo, and they just leave it.
Kyungsoo, on the other hand, comes up behind Baekhyun as they're entering the building, and murmurs, "I told you to behave, didn't I?"
Baekhyun shivers noticeably, and nods shakily at Kyungsoo, who looks pleased.
"Good." With that, Kyungsoo wanders off to his room.
"So," comes a voice behind him, and Baekhyun nearly jumps. "What was it that made you shut up?"
Baekhyun rolls his eyes. "You weren't even in the van, how would you know he said anything?"
"Please," chortles Chanyeol, "it's obvious. You're blushing redder than Kris' lucky underwear."
"Am not!" Baekhyun glares at him. "Go away."
"Tell me first," wheezes Chanyeol, putting on his best kicked-puppy face, and Baekhyun sighs, knowing he's going to regret this.
Baekhyun's about to open his mouth to let more words fly, when Kyungsoo leans over from where he's sitting beside Baekhyun, and his breath tickles the skin under Baekhyun's ear as he whispers, "One spanking for every single word you say."
Chanyeol snickers. "Kinky."
"Shut up," says Baekhyun, "or I'll tell everyone about the peanut butter incident."
Chanyeol immediately clams up, and runs away.
Baekhyun snickers. "Loser."
There's a cough from behind him. Kyungsoo raises an eyebrow. "Still talking?"
Baekhyun zips it.