At some point in the whole being-on-fire-getting-kicked-in-the-balls experience? You'd think so, wouldn't you? I'd probably be thinking my whole relationship with God about the time the being-on-fire bit started, and would almost certainly have reached a conclusion by the time the ball-kicking started.
72 always seemed like such a random number. Why virgins? I mean, if it is supposed to be paradise, wouldn't one want someone with a touch of experience? 72 whores with hearts of gold?
I think you have to take what you can get in loony suicide bomber heaven. I'm not sure whores are allowed in that particular paradise - the door policy is very restrictive. Murderous pricks, yes. Tarts with a heart? No way! As for the number, presumbaly it's been well tested. '68 virgins? You want me to kill myself for a measly 68 virgins?!' or '75 virgins? What am I going to do with 75 virgins? That's far too many! I'd never get through that many, even in an eternity!' but: '72, you say? Where do I sign?'
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D'you think there might be a teensy clue in the course of events that their God might not be wholly supportive of terrorist activity? o_O
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I'd probably be thinking my whole relationship with God about the time the being-on-fire bit started, and would almost certainly have reached a conclusion by the time the ball-kicking started.
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I might stick around, then. But only if everyone tells me I'm fantastic twice daily.
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As for the number, presumbaly it's been well tested.
'68 virgins? You want me to kill myself for a measly 68 virgins?!'
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'75 virgins? What am I going to do with 75 virgins? That's far too many! I'd never get through that many, even in an eternity!'
but:
'72, you say? Where do I sign?'
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